Breaking: Decent Eyebrows at 10 Downing Street

The Conservatives have won the British election, at least enough to have their dude as Prime Minister. And the dude's wife is Samantha Cameron.

We don't know a damned thing about her, except that if she trimmed the bangs we could get a better look at the eyebrows. Anyway, we hear she's pregnant (has two kids already), and we're sure she'll be in the news a lot with all that, so stay tuned.

Jackie O and Pearl Necklace

Perverts.

This isn't the greatest eyebrow photo ever, but we liked it. When was the last time you put on a pearl necklace, an Oleg Cassini silk-georgette pink satin shell dress, and white opera gloves and stood up while someone took you downstream in a Bengali skiff (or whatever)?

Never. So bow down.

Breaking: Argentine Eyebrow Affair

In case the rock you live under doesn't have TV, you won't have watched Maria Belen Chapur (seen here). She is the forbidden BFF of Governor Mark "I'm a hypocritical assclown" Sanford.

Family values yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, we'll see her more clearly soon enough, but this enticing glimpse of her Latina brows was too good to pass up...

Live In Concert: We Screwed Up, It's Lily Collins

Note to Readers: The posting below has been updated to reflect the fact that despite our swagger we don't know as much as we think we do. To wit:

That's not Emina Cunmulaj, it's Lily Collins. A fan (who originally brought both Lily and Emina to our attention) pointed this out to us in a polite email instead of embarrassing us by posting a flame in the tweezes. Thanks!

In our weak defense, we did say we'd be seeing Lily again.

Here is the redacted version:

+++++

We didn't say it was her concert, just some concert.

[Said fan points out it's a political convention, not a concert. – Blubrow]

By the way, who the hell emigrates from Michigan to Albania? That's just weird.

Answer: Emina Cunmulaj, who does not appear in this photo of Lily Collins. Unless she's in the way back somewhere.


Scroll-down comment we would have left if we were the ones who noticed this f*** up: "You stupiud loser, your worse then Hitler!"

User Generated Eyebrows

We think of it as Brows 2.0.

Last night we tweeted about something we saw on CBS' 60 Minutes television program. In a program about Iranian civil rights, activist Lily Mazaheri knocked us off our chairs in the command center that we tow behind our Mobile Blubrow Field Unit.

We didn't have any luck googling her, but wouldn't you know, a Twitter follower sent a photo she took with her iPhone when the program was on. She was going to use it for reference in her next salon visit.

Thanks for using the power of the intarweb to make sure everyone could see the craziness that is the eyebrows of Lily Mazaheri.

Rock this: Madonna

Now that the election is winding down, it occurs to us that we can deliver the most painful minute of your day: Madonna in the 1990 Rock the Vote video! Sorry her eyebrows aren't easier to see clearly...

Anyway, see the video below. We dare you to watch the whole thing. Dare you!

Got to admit though, José and Luis were awesome dancers...

News Flash: Palin Not Qualified for Veep Job, Based Solely on Eyebrow Inadequacy

Sure you love the fact that Charles Foster McKlane's veep choice, Sarah Palin is named after the "it's" guy from Monty Python. And yeah, of course our officials in high office should promote creationism in public school curricula. Duh!

Yes, we want them to tote rifles, eat mooseburgers and be brunette chicks.

But they must have good eyebrows.

Sadly, Sarah Palin fails on this last account:


We do note, however, that back in '84 when she vied for the Miss Alaska title, she had them a little darker and fuller. Even if she did win Miss Congeniality (serious!).

Then and now. Too little, too soon. Sorry:


Scroll-down Plutarchian comparison: Cindy McKlaine, the candidate's scary wife, is a former Miss Arizona Rodeo or something, so she too is be-pageanted.

Sasha Grey Says: Impeach!

There are several great things about this photo of pornster Sasha Grey, but let's just focus on the eyebrows for now.

Eyebrows #1 and #2

Excuse me! Sir! Yes, you. Under the wide, flat rock! You're missing a good story. (I almost missed this part, but an eagle-eyed reader clued me in – thank you!)

The Governor of New York State has resigned, due to his patroning of a high-priced escort service. He was recorded in the service's records as "Client #9."

And here's one of his providers of $1,000/hour booty call. Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Well, that's her MySpace name. She's actually Ashley Youmans, and she's from New Jersey. But to Client #9, she was "Kristen."

Classy!

Anyway, here are eyebrows #1 and #2. Wow...$500 per eyebrow-hour!:



Scroll-down woman scorned summoning up Hell's fury: Mrs. Silda Spitzer. For what the French would call une femme d'un certain âge, she's pretty good looking.

Monster [Brows] On The Loose

Barack Obama's advisor Samantha Power is in the news. She is quoted in the The Scotsman this week as saying

In Ohio, they are obsessed, and Hillary is going to town on it because she knows Ohio's the only place they can win. She is a monster too – that is off the record – she is stooping to anything.

Well we checked some details and it turns out the only monstrous part of this story is those bushy brows of Ms. Power's. Now that she's not working for Obama, she has time to go and get them done.


Scroll-down equal time: Power has her defenders.

Election Update: Eyebrow Shortage on the Campaign Trail

America elects its president this November (about eight years too late, but hey).

In an earlier post, we opined that although Cate Edwards had the browsiest look among the Democratic candidates' daughters, Chelsea Clinton might do, if that's what it came down to. Now that the race is down to three people between the two major parties, what is the status?

Well it's not good.

First of all, Chelsea could theoretically still hit the hay at her 'rents' place on Pennsylvania Avenue some day. The Obamas have two girls, but they're too young for us to be messing around with on this blog (i.e., younger than Dolores Haze). OK, so far, so good.

But...there's a problem. John McCain is the Republican frontrunner, and his daughter Meghan McCain, well...well...it's like this. How do I say this without...seeming rude. Oh well. I can't. You'll just have to judge for yourselves.

I'm sorry:

Mirthala Salinas Revisited

Back in November, we told you that Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa had split with his girlfriend, be-browed TV news reporter Mirthala Salinas. And we showed you her eyebrows. That's our job.

Here are the eyebrows again, along with the mayor himself and some more of Ms. Salinas.


Scroll-down Political Scandal and Rumor Bonus: Tony got on board with Mirthala only after California Assembly Speaker Fabien Nunez had already been with her (back in 2003).

La Squeeze de Sarkozy: Carla Bruni

Oh la la.

Monsieur le Président Sarkozy de France is having trouble keeping his mind on politics. But "international affairs"? Pas de problème!

And here is the reason: 40ish Italian supermodel-turned-singer/songwriter Carla Bruni.


The pol and La Torinesa might even be married already!


If they are married, maybe the news will show up here.

All In The Family Scroll-Down Bonus: Carla's sorella is actress Valeria Bruni Tedeschi:

Billionaire Daughter Vanisha Mittal

I ran across a description of the 2004 wedding of Vanisha Mittal.

Her dad, London-based steel industry billionaire Lakshmi Mittal, is only the fifth-richest man in England, so he limited the budget for his daughter's wedding to $78 million dollars. This forced them to hold the engagement party at Versailles Palace, and the wedding on the grounds of the Vaux le Vicomte chateau east of Paris, which they closed to the public for the purpose.

Those of you reading this who have a small particle of brain lodged in your head may remember Dad as the "cash for favours" scandal dude who got special treatment from Tony Blair in 2001, in exchange for...well, cash.

Here's Vanisha and her dude.

Mirthala Salinas and Mayor Tony Split

You're not worth your salt in California's major cities if you're the mayor and you don't have an affair that becomes public while you're in office.

Just ask San Fran's Gavin Newsom.

Or L.A.'s Antonio Villaraigosa.

And now the lady at the center of Mayor Tony's efforts, Mirthala Salinas, has split with him. Or him with her. Whatever.

The whole point is for me to show you her eyebrows. So here they are:

Edwards, Clinton, and Eyebrows

Like all right-thinking Americans (not Right-thinking, which is different), we cast our votes for presidential candidates with care and attention. But how to decide which worthy candidate deserves our vote?

It's simple: we narrow it down according to how hot-looking the Democratic candidates' daughters are. And of course, hotness is to a great extent a function of eyebrow quality.

Behold Cate Edwards, daughter of curiously invisible candidate John Edwards (D - NC).



She's got the brows a 25 year-old future First Daughter should have. Too bad her father can't get elected. So who are we left with? I draw your attention to 27 year-old Chelsea Clinton. Yeah, sub-mental hypocrite Rush Limbaugh made fun of her (handsome devil that he is) but guess what? Chelsea got the last laugh. She looks good.