Not Enough of Some. Too Much of Others.

Yesterday we complained about not enough Keira.

Today we feel like there's too much Megan Fox. But like her or not, the eyebrows remain in force. From Jonah Hex:

Got Dress?

Not entirely clear on whether Megan Fox is wearing anything other than a lacy bra here, but then again, does it matter?

No.

Worst Movies of the Year. Of the YEAR!

The list of "worst films of 2009" all included the Transformer thing, so in celebration, here's Megan Fox. We dig the shoes.

New Web Layout and Megan Fox Topless

Dear web visitors to Blubrow:

Just a friendly notice...We changed a couple of things in the right sidebar on the web site. We had created 400 separate labels over the years, but 80% of them occurred fewer than 5 times. So

1. we hid any label that wasn't used at least 5 times (with one or two exceptions that we don't feel like explaining to you), reducing the number you see to 80; and
   
   
2. we left them in alpha order, but made it so the number of instances of each label is in parentheses after the label in the cloud.

And here's a picture of Megan Fox topless. She's wearing pasties, but you will probably like this anyway. No?

Jennifer's Body: But Is It Art?

We've never seen Megan Fox in an actual movie (or anyplace except for photos). So we don't know about her acting, so we'll just assume it sucks. But we know about her eyebrows, and although they're very controlled – not always in a good way – there's a lot of raw material there.

And now, thanks to the film Jennifer's Body, it has inspired art! Some comics artists are trying to make the best of the flimsy story material, and the way to do that is to show some cleavage, some blood and some...eyebrows.



OK. We get it. But we still prefer the real thing. Or as real as a Hollywood actress gets.


Yes, she's setting her tongue on fire. What? You never did that?

Hayden and Megan: Silly Dresses

The MTV Movie Awards apparently happen. We are not really in tune with that.

But we caught some pics of Hayden Panettiere and Megan Fox on the red carpet. Megan looks particulary unhappy, possibly because she's been stricken with an incurable recurring case of Kidman's Disease – also called Forehead Freeze.

So who gives these ladies fashion advice? Anyone? No one?

At least the brows are in order.



As you were.

Maxim's List is Wrong: Fox versus Wilde

We've featured Olivia Wilde before, but it was only because she had taken a paint brush to her otherwise over-plucked eyebrows. And she was topless.

Now Maxim says the Wilde One tops their list of 2009's 100 sexiest women. The editors "can't stop drooling over her." Well maybe they need a pacifier or a bib or something, because we're sorry – but she's just not that hot. And the eyebrows? Not making the grade:


Bumped to number 2 on the list is Megan Fox, who's sporting the acuity of a bag of hammers, but at least has decent eyebrows most days:


We'll check that list again to see if there are some other noteworthy brows represented.

Overheard at the Beach: Megan Fox

From Overheard at the Beach:

Friend #1: You know who's really hot? Megan Fox.
Friend #2 (in nonchalant agreement): Yeah, she's really hot. (more excitedly) You know who else is hot?
Friend #1: Who?
Friend #2: That brunette chick from the Transformers movie--damn.
Friend #1: Megan Fox?
Friend #2: Oh.

Transformer?!

We hardly know her!

Megan Fox in Transformers 2: The Revenge. This time it's personal.

Not Your Father's Lara Croft

In fact, it looks like Megan Fox will not be the next Tomb Raider after all. The rumors were wrong. Sorry, fans of that kind of thing. See obvious obligatory joke after the jump.


Scroll-down obvious obligatory joke after the jump: Raider?! We hardly know her!

Fox's Dilemma

Is it possible to put so much make up on your face that you can't move your jaw, and your mouth is stuck in a permanent semi-open position?

If you answered, "No. No, that's not possible," then you haven't seen Megan Fox.


Scroll-down eco-statement: That thing on her shoulder used to be more common, but it's disappearing in the wild, because of habitat destruction.

Side Boob: A Meme?

Megan Fox.

Megan Fox: Fair and Balanced Eyebrows

We've said it before: We don't love Megan Fox. We're not even really sure who she is. But we know you love her, so here she is. Eyebrows and all:

I Can Just Make it Out: "Kick Me"

Megan Fox.

Because Apparently You Love Her: Megan Fox

Popular...blah blah...download...blah blah...whatever.

Eyebrows.

Megan...yaaaawwwnnn ... Fox.

Megan Fox: A Virus Worth Catching?

I'm far from convinced about the place of Megan Fox in the pantheon of eyebrows. I posted about her last July, and that has certainly been a very popular posting here (according to Google Analytics and Feedburner data).

Now Mashable is reporting that Megan Fox's photos are "the most viral pictures" that a cool outfit called Attributor tested for - not the most viral on the web though:

it’s just the most viral picture in the small sample of celebrity pictures from FHM and Maxim (in case you’re wondering, Megan is followed by Jessica Alba, Rihanna, Halle Berry and Lindsay Lohan). But this won’t stop us from slapping another picture of Megan right below this text for no reason. Nope, no good reason at all.

Won't stop me either. Thank you FHM.


Meanwhile, you decide if it's worth catching that particular virus, or meme, or whatever the hell the kids are calling these things nowadays.

Scroll-down bonus gossip: Here's a great comment about her nose job (and acne).

Megan Fox

Megan Fox is a no-name actress whose sole claim to fame before this summer was appearing in the same straight-to-video movies as Ashley Olsen and Lindsay "Freestyle" Lohan.

Now she's starring in the Transformers movie. Whatever. In this picture it looks like she Transformed into Angelina "Homewrecka" Jolie.

At least she's got brows.




Scroll-down rhetoric: Doesn't she look like a porn star in this picture? Not that you would know...