We normally hate party photos that take themselves too seriously. Yeah, get some anorexic heroin addict in a bikini top to strip in the men's room, yadda yadda. But these photos, from We Are Like Crystal were strong enough in the eyebrow category for us to overlook their other failings. The photographer is Bartosz Ludwinski. He's actually really talented and is probably wasting his time on these party slags, but if he's getting laid it's probably worth it (for him).
But you know how to tell if a party photo is bullshit? All four corners of the field of view are pitch black. That's so done:
Our screening theater was being renovated, but now that we have the squash courts and the theater done, you'll be seeing more shots from movie trailers again. And if you visit us, you'll be seeing some squashing.
But right now, you'll be seeing Penelope Cruz, who stars in a film called Broken Embraces. Can't tell but it's likely nonsense. However...Cruz has brow power that we don't often see...
We think in this scene she tells some guy that she is leaving him. We speak Spanish, you know. Cha cha cha:
Then she channels a few different movie stars, guess which one is our favorite?
We love the dude in the background:
Also, we think some of these hands are hers, but who knows? We'll have bonus Penelope coverage tomorrow. Stay tuned!
Is it just us, or are there more freakin' teeth whitening ads on the faceblag than there are ... junk extension ads?
Anyway, here are two young thangs whose eyebrows we like.
The first one should probably be in one of those damn ads. In fact, maybe she is? We don't know, because a reader sent us these with no commentary. We're grateful, but give us some context when you send stuff in, so we can make fun of your mom, even though she's totally milfalicious.
This chick, eyebrows yes, teeth...not so much. But that's OK. We can say we knew her when...
Have a skin care product you want to foist on an unwilling public? Good, because we all know there are not enough different brands of skin care products for women!
Have skin covering almost your entire body? Good, because we all know that the more skin you have, the more product it takes to cover it.
Have a concern that Buddhist meditation isn't being used to sell commercial products enough in places like Australia? Or that it ought to be associated with a naked model? Good, because Miranda Kerr is devoting her skinny ass to selling skin care product in Australia, and it's named after a Tibetan Buddhist meditation tradition. It's called Kora.
We don't give a good goddamn. We just want to see Miranda Kerr naked. And so do you:
Scroll-down repressed memory: Oh yeah, she had already told people she was a Buddhist. Do Tibetan Buddhists have nice skin? 'Cause if they do, we are totally buying this stuff when it hits the States.
Ever since February, when we posted Maggie Siff's eyebrows, the site search has been burning up with perverts like you looking for more Maggie Siff. So we went back out and dutifully retrieved these images. Because if Papa Blu taught us anything when he was showing us the ropes on the way up, it was this: the customer's always right.
Except for one thing. You're wrong! Maggie Siff looks a little frightening here, and in fact, reminds us of someone we know. Someone crazy. Someone who told people that she divorced her cat.
So take your Maggie Siff photos and be happy, but honestly, we think it's a long way from this to this:
Scroll-down reasonable attempt to compromise: OK, OK. She has a righteous rack. But still.