Saturday, October 31, 2009

What Do Porn Stars Dress Up As For Halloween?

You could dress up as a porn star for Halloween. But what do you dress up as if you are a porn star?

asked Sasha Gray. Here's the answer.

Photo credit: Robyn Von Swank

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Brows of Mila

Mila Kunis is appearing in an upcoming film, The Book of Eli. The book may be the bible, we don't even know, and the thing takes place in – surprise! – a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

So, it sounds like it's The Road meets Canticle for Liebowitz.

Here's Mila, anyway, from the trailer.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

New Web Layout and Megan Fox Topless

Dear web visitors to Blubrow:

Just a friendly notice...We changed a couple of things in the right sidebar on the web site. We had created 400 separate labels over the years, but 80% of them occurred fewer than 5 times. So
  1. we hid any label that wasn't used at least 5 times (with one or two exceptions that we don't feel like explaining to you), reducing the number you see to 80; and

  2. we left them in alpha order, but made it so the number of instances of each label is in parentheses after the label in the cloud.
And here's a picture of Megan Fox topless. She's wearing pasties, but you will probably like this anyway. No?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

When Is A Party Photo Acceptable?

We normally hate party photos that take themselves too seriously. Yeah, get some anorexic heroin addict in a bikini top to strip in the men's room, yadda yadda. But these photos, from We Are Like Crystal were strong enough in the eyebrow category for us to overlook their other failings. The photographer is Bartosz Ludwinski. He's actually really talented and is probably wasting his time on these party slags, but if he's getting laid it's probably worth it (for him).

But you know how to tell if a party photo is bullshit? All four corners of the field of view are pitch black. That's so done:

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Antichrist? Hardly

We remember when we were in college, and Charlotte Gainsbourg debuted with her dad on Lemon Incest.

At the time, we thought to ourselves...what the hell?

Now she's about 38 and starring in a film called Antichrist. Here's a shot from the trailer. Click it.

Monday, October 26, 2009

A Nude in Front of a Tornado? We're So There.

Uh, how great is this? Chip Willis quit his long-time day job and is doing what he was meant to do: taking photos. Of beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, nude women. With beautiful eyebrows.

Not sure who this model is, but she's what you see when you look up "sexiness" in the dictionary.

But check this out! Chip said:
The goal is to one day shoot a model nude with a Tornado in the background.
Why is that so hot? We really are perverts! Do it, Chip!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Judges Always Fall For This One

Another day, another actress in court - again - for God only knows what idiot maneuver.

"Well I don't know, your Honor," said Lindsay Lohan, stroking her eyebrow with her fingertip...

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Penelope Follow Up: Fashion Tip

Want people to see your beautiful brown eyes?

Penelope Cruz says, "Don't wear sunglasses! Hang your heavy sunglass frames on the plunging neckline of your short-sleeve suit top! Everyone's gaze will be attracted to your face!"

Hell yeah.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Broken Embraces, Intact Eyebrows: Penelope Cruz

Our screening theater was being renovated, but now that we have the squash courts and the theater done, you'll be seeing more shots from movie trailers again. And if you visit us, you'll be seeing some squashing.

But right now, you'll be seeing Penelope Cruz, who stars in a film called Broken Embraces. Can't tell but it's likely nonsense. However...Cruz has brow power that we don't often see...

We think in this scene she tells some guy that she is leaving him. We speak Spanish, you know. Cha cha cha:

Then she channels a few different movie stars, guess which one is our favorite?

We love the dude in the background:

Also, we think some of these hands are hers, but who knows? We'll have bonus Penelope coverage tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Teeth Whitening, Teeth Straightening, Whatever

Is it just us, or are there more freakin' teeth whitening ads on the faceblag than there are ... junk extension ads?

Anyway, here are two young thangs whose eyebrows we like.

The first one should probably be in one of those damn ads. In fact, maybe she is? We don't know, because a reader sent us these with no commentary. We're grateful, but give us some context when you send stuff in, so we can make fun of your mom, even though she's totally milfalicious.

This chick, eyebrows yes, teeth...not so much. But that's OK. We can say we knew her when...

Monday, October 19, 2009

Exploiting Buddhist Tradition Since 2009: Kora

Have a skin care product you want to foist on an unwilling public? Good, because we all know there are not enough different brands of skin care products for women!

Have skin covering almost your entire body? Good, because we all know that the more skin you have, the more product it takes to cover it.

Have a concern that Buddhist meditation isn't being used to sell commercial products enough in places like Australia? Or that it ought to be associated with a naked model? Good, because Miranda Kerr is devoting her skinny ass to selling skin care product in Australia, and it's named after a Tibetan Buddhist meditation tradition. It's called Kora.

We don't give a good goddamn. We just want to see Miranda Kerr naked. And so do you:

Scroll-down repressed memory: Oh yeah, she had already told people she was a Buddhist. Do Tibetan Buddhists have nice skin? 'Cause if they do, we are totally buying this stuff when it hits the States.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Dress Up As Maggie Siff For Halloween

Ever since February, when we posted Maggie Siff's eyebrows, the site search has been burning up with perverts like you looking for more Maggie Siff. So we went back out and dutifully retrieved these images. Because if Papa Blu taught us anything when he was showing us the ropes on the way up, it was this: the customer's always right.

Except for one thing. You're wrong! Maggie Siff looks a little frightening here, and in fact, reminds us of someone we know. Someone crazy. Someone who told people that she divorced her cat.

So take your Maggie Siff photos and be happy, but honestly, we think it's a long way from this to this:

Scroll-down reasonable attempt to compromise: OK, OK. She has a righteous rack. But still.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Photographer: Antonella Arismendi

Down in Argentina (cha cha cha!) photographer Antonella Arismendi is compiling an impressive portfolio.

Can anyone guess why these amused and delighted us?





Friday, October 16, 2009

Photographer: Philippe Durand Gerzaguet

You don't need to have a difficult European-style name to be a good photographer, but it doesn't hurt. Witness these "environmental nudes" by photographer Philippe Durand Gerzaguet.

This first one stopped us cold:

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Glasses Alone Were Enough: Suicide Girl Dot

But she didn't stop with the glasses. She went on with the brows. And the rest of it. We voted yes at Worldwide Blubrow HQ.

Ten delicious photos of Suicide Girl Dot. Some of the photos don't have eyebrows in them, but we are betting you will be OK with that:

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Rianne ten Haken: Italian GQ

Model Rianne ten Haken does her thing in the Italian version of GQ Magazine.