Claudia Black as Vala

We just like her, OK?

We saw the original Stargate movie (again) the other day, and we must say that the only thing wrong with it is the lack of super-hot chick bad-assness. Is there something about desert movies that makes a complete lack of sexy women somehow acceptable?

Beau Geste.

Lawrence of Arabia.

Stargate.

This is where SG-1 got it right.

Claudia Black as Vala Mal Doran. Booyah!