Exploiting Buddhist Tradition Since 2009: Kora

Have a skin care product you want to foist on an unwilling public? Good, because we all know there are not enough different brands of skin care products for women!

Have skin covering almost your entire body? Good, because we all know that the more skin you have, the more product it takes to cover it.

Have a concern that Buddhist meditation isn't being used to sell commercial products enough in places like Australia? Or that it ought to be associated with a naked model? Good, because Miranda Kerr is devoting her skinny ass to selling skin care product in Australia, and it's named after a Tibetan Buddhist meditation tradition. It's called Kora.

We don't give a good goddamn. We just want to see Miranda Kerr naked. And so do you:



Scroll-down repressed memory: Oh yeah, she had already told people she was a Buddhist. Do Tibetan Buddhists have nice skin? 'Cause if they do, we are totally buying this stuff when it hits the States.

Which Miranda Kerr Bikini is Your Favorite?

We cannot decide which of Miranda Kerr's designer bikinis we like best. We will keep staring at them until we are able to decide. It's research. That's all.

Miranda Kerr, What's Nesting Up There?

Miranda Kerr does her showgirl imitation. Unconvincing at best.

Miranda Makes Miracles

A model's job is to be so good-looking that even the dumbest looking ensemble somehow seems OK.

Miranda Kerr can do that:

Miranda Kerr, Up from Down Under

Did you catch the winter issue of Men's Style Australia? No? Well nice going, because you missed Miranda Kerr's eyebrows. And stuff... But don't worry. We've got you covered:







Click 'em big. Then you can read all about that Buddhist thing.

Miranda Kerr, Back in Black (Lingerie)

When we last saw Aussie model Miranda Kerr and her brows, she was with Frankie at Shutters. Later she was standing around in black underwear:


Yesterday, according to Celebslam, she was involved in some perfume escapade. Click for more photos.

"I Hate Paris in the Springtime" says Miranda Kerr

When not cat-fighting with Paris Hilton, Oz's Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr practices Buddhism, yoga, meditation and related...stuff. (We like thinking of Hilton as an "heirhead" and also the turn of phrase Miranda provided, about "standing by her rack.")

How this ascetic Nichiren lifestyle squares with being a lingerie model (with "smoldering eyes" as reported in the fashion spread shown in this photo), we do not know.


Nor do we care:


One thing we do wish, though, is that Miranda's blogging project via Australian retailer Portman's be revitalized. She was off to such a promising start. We even got to see her with Frankie at Shutters: