We Can Handle That For You

Need a hand, Ms Cucinotta?

We're here for you.

Maria Meets the Challenge

We were trying to think of someone who could measure up in a smack-down with Italian-extracted foodie Giada di Laurentiis. And then we realized:

Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

Always in season.

Film Strip: Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Someone emailed and asked for more pictures of Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

We claim that this is 14 pictures of her. But we know that our demanding public will say it's the same basic picture 14 times. Fine. Later we'll post more, different ones.


No, we don't know which film this is from.

Sometimes an Eyebrow is Just an Eyebrow

And what an eyebrow it is, when it belongs to Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

Hey Kids, Let's Sleep Outside With Maria!

Maria Grazia Cucinotta, that is. She could at least throw some sheets on that moldy old Sealy Posturepedic^® ...

Cucinotta Not a Bad Way to Start the Month

Maria Grazia Cucinotta. We saw her before and we'll see her again, and every time we do, we'll say (all together now):

"They have that?!"

Maria Grazia Cucinotta: Mi Piace la Sicilia

Sicily is interesting. It has ancient ruins, medieval monasteries, an active volcano, and wonderful food and wine.

And it's the birthplace of the incredible Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

Know for movies in Italy, she's also been on a bunch of television programs, from The Simpsons to The Sopranos. But as usual, we don't care about that. We care about the beautiful face and perfect – perfect! – eyebrows.