Are You...German?

You know we love Lena Headey, so we were happy to see she's in a new movie, The Red Baron. But we are embarrassed for her because everything about the trailer looks so bad – except for Lena. Here are some video grabs....

We were horrified by her laboriously bad fake German accent. What's the point of that? Just speak English. We know you're supposed to be German in the movie.

Oh well. Lena can't save the flick, but we can show you her brows – and her nurse's get up. Mm.

Drive It! Lena and Lohman

We did not receive our fond wish that Fox preserve the Sarah Connor Chronicles for another season. Also, Summer Glau didn't get naked with Lena Headey. Oh well.

Meanwhile, we continue noting that our favorite actresses are often seen in the driver's seat. Here's Lena...


And here's Alison Lohman. And some murderous Gypsy witch.


This smacks of gypsyism.

Lena Headey in the Headlights

We love Lena Headey, but we're not sure this blue number is her strong suit. We like the sweaty Sarah Connor in a black ribbed wife beater.

Don't Terminate Her!

We were wondering how to keep Fox TV from canceling the Sarah Connor Chronicles. We thought maybe having Lena Headey get naked with Summer Glau would do the trick. That's pretty much the only idea we have.

She Put the Head in Headey

You might think the worst thing about this movie poster with a Photoshopped Lena Headey is that her skull is shattered and broken off. You'd be wrong.

The worst thing about it is that they broke off her eyebrows in the process!


We need them restored:


Ah. Everything is OK now.

Terminator? I Hardly Know Her

Just a little recent Lena Headey action from the Sarah Connor Chronicles. We're glad it didn't get canceled. We need Lena. Need her.

Chronic Chronicle Problem: Ratings

Rumor has it that The Sarah Connor Chronicles might be headed for the trash-heap unless ratings improve. This is really too bad, because we've learned to like Summer Glau's Terminatrix routine, but also because .... well, where the hell else are we going to see Lena Headey every week?

Not sure what we're talking about it? Check it:


[Sideboob alert]

Chronicle This: Lena Headey

As sci-fi shows go, that Sarah Connor show is OK, but not the best.

As movies go, 300 was good, but not great.

As eyebrows go, Lena Headey has the goods. We like her.




Scroll-down nudity reward: As nipples go, Lena Headey is a worldwide favorite. At least, insofar as Blubrow is a worldwide phenomenon.