Sunday, February 28, 2010

Goodbye Football. Hello Baseball.

Heading into March means one thing – and we're not talking about college basketball. We're talking about baseball.

Of course, this means bidding adieu (that's French!) to football until next fall.

This bitch doesn't care – she's not even watching the goddamn game.

Found on Millie Motts'.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Had Enough Snow This Winter?

A lot of our readers are in the Eastern United States. So they woke up many times this winter, rubbed their eyes, and looked outside – only to discover the white shit had been dumped on them again.

We hope some of them were lucky enough to see this sight outside their window...seems unlikely though.

Friday, February 26, 2010

More Olympic Brows: Cynthia Phaneuf

We were happy to see Canadian patineuse (that's French!) Cynthia Phaneuf on related blog Bold Natural Eyebrows, because we agree that she rocked the eyebrows on the ice! These photos are from prior appearances, not from the Olympics...

We didn't want to show her falling down, but we couldn't find many good photos that show the brows...

We really like the gloves. Just sayin'.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Crazy? Yeah, About the Brows

Yesterday we saw Lena in The Red Baron. Let's continue the trailer theme today.

We saw Surrogates, and we can safely say, without fear of contradiction, that it sucked. It sucked hard. And this despite the presence of Bruce Willis.

One thing about the flick that worked was the surrogate (read: hawt) version of Radha Mitchell. Now she's in Crazies, and we grabbed some shots from the trailer. Enjoy the brows! Grrrr.....

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Are You...German?

You know we love Lena Headey, so we were happy to see she's in a new movie, The Red Baron. But we are embarrassed for her because everything about the trailer looks so bad – except for Lena. Here are some video grabs....

We were horrified by her laboriously bad fake German accent. What's the point of that? Just speak English. We know you're supposed to be German in the movie.

Oh well. Lena can't save the flick, but we can show you her brows – and her nurse's get up. Mm.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Elke Sommer in Summer

Ah, those were the days. Vines on the arbor, flowers in the hair, perfect breasts, and eyebrows peeking out from under Elke Sommer's blonde bangs.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Amy Williams: The Skeleton Has Eyebrows

There's a crazy-ass winter sport that only surfaces in the public consciousness during the Olympic Games (which is now). Racers throw themselves down face first on a cookie sheet that quickly reaches some ungodly speed approaching 100 mph. If they live, they can earn Olympic gold – like today's featured athlete, Great Britain's Amy Williams. We saw her interviewed and immediately disliked her, but she gets credits for having the only decent eyebrows we've seen in the Games so far.

There was some controversy over whether her helmet was within the regulations, but the truth is, nobody really gives a good goddamn. For better or worse, the sport is already forgotten until the next winter Olympic Games.

Scroll-down honest outburst: Congratulations, Amy. You goddamned cheater!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Nice Smiles, Brows, Nipple

Girls' night out!

Brows' night out!

Left nipple's night out!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Sade: New Music Eyebrows

We never fail to check the iTunes New Music links, and then we download the crappy Free Download of the Week, and then we get ready to complain but then we remember it was free so we shut up. Usually.

Anyway, this week there was a headliner photo of Sade which we wish was better-lit. But here it is anyway.

Scroll-down thing that makes you say, "Oh": Her real name is Helen Folasade Adu.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Natalia Up Close in Black and White

Model Natalia Vodianova teases us with a bold brow and pouty lips, peeking out from behind a lot of hair...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010


California's Lisa Lefebre surfaced in Playboy's "Fresh Faces" group. We're not sure what that is, but come on – who, besides us, is looking at her face?

No one.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Blow Your Nose With These Tissues...

And blow our minds with these eyebrows!

And if you didn't get what you wanted for Valentine's Day, dry your tears with these Magic Oval Scotties!

Found in Mom's Basement.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Our Valentine

Always and 4eva.

The incomparable Audrey. On a Schwinn.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Keira + Abs = Win

We have not seen Keira Knightley in, like, forever. So here's a blast from the past.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Suicide Girl: MeelaJane

Not many women could rock a stupid looking hat like this thing and make it work out OK.

Suicide Girl MeelaJane figured out how to do it, though.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Pixie Lott

We have never heard Victoria Louise "Pixie" Lott sing, and we hope that we never do. But we're OK with the brows.

And anyway, even if she can't sing, she was on the 5:19 Show, and that's something we've never been asked to do.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Announcing the Fapkins Diet

"You're vegan? What do you do for protein?!"

"Well, I eat a lot of tofu, and I like beans, you know, and peanut butter, stuff like that...Oh, and I swallow cum."

Monday, February 8, 2010

Splotchy Amy Adams

Amy Adams has some schmutz, but it's ok.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

She Should Know

Sasha Grey speaks out. Good for her. And us.

Side boob, side ass, side brow...

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Mass Eyebrow Effect

We're not big into video games (we prefer chess – in fact, one of us is a National Grandmaster Flash). However, we might steal a Wii or whatever from Best Buy to check out Mass Effect 2. Because we're digging this character's eyebrows. We think she's an alien, and we know her name is Miranda.

Much better rendered than that shitty Second Life crap.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Lucky Strike Vintage

From Community Livejournal: those were the days!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Divide This!

Talented photog Aeric Meredith-Goujon offers up this beautiful shot, titled Siberian Divide.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

La Physique de Filippa Hamilton

Brit model Filippa Hamilton shows up here in three quite different, but quite enjoyable, eyebrow displays.


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Vintage Centerfold Beauty With a Secret

Um, they broke the mold on this one, folks. January 1958 centerfold Elizabeth Ann Roberts. Here she is as Playboy's Playmate of the Month.

Now, Ms. Roberts was underage when the photos were taken, and word got around...


The story goes that she literally had a note from her mother, giving her permission to pose, but the publications of these photos led to the arrest of both Hef and young Elizabeth Ann's mom. And yet the charges were dropped because the evidence was confusing at best, and nobody could be absolutely sure that Hef knew the model's age.


Doesn't matter. We love everything about her. Everything.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Miss America 2010

Congratulations to Caressa Cameron of Virginia, crowned this past weekend as Miss America 2010. We can't wait for the nude phone pics to surface.

Until then, we're going to give her a passing grade on the eyebrows, even though the consensus here at Blubrow HQ is that there's some cosmetic enhancement of those brows.