Whatever Happened to...Jordana?

We have not seen Jordana Brewster for a long time, partly (perhaps) because she thinned the brows. This is an old shot:

Eyebrow News: Huffington Post Weighs In, Offers Poll

It's not everyday that a mainstream source covers the eyebrow world, but today Huffington Post's Verena von Pfetten (isn't that the name of a character from a Stefan Zweig novel?) covers the bushy eyebrow's comeback. But to be clear, she's not talking about untamed madness, she's talking about Hollywood control. Which is good.

Here are a few of the pics from the slideshow...faves of ours, as you all know. We're just sad we weren't consulted as media experts on this topic. Media bias I guess.

Anne Hathaway:


Camilla Belle:


Hilary Rhoda:


Jordana Brewster:


Keira Knightley:


And an all-time favorite, who is launching a clothing line or something, Lauren Bush:


Make sure you take the poll at the HuffPo site...and leave a comment about how great Blu's Eyebrow Blog is.

Jordana. Where Are You?

We keep hearing that Jordana Brewster's eyebrows have sold out and don't measure up anymore.

We'd like to judge that for ourselves, but we haven't seen her around. So we'll go with what we know: an older photo.

Brewster Bails, but Rodriguez Rallies

We saw Jordana Brewster's name attached to yet another stupid installment in the Fast & Furious franchise (this one named, brilliantly....wait for it....Fast & Furious). So we watched the trailer. To our disappointment Brewster was only visible for a moment, and in too much shadow for us to see her brows.

However, all was not lost. Drunken scoffl – sorry, popular actress Michelle Rodriguez appears, brandishing not only her right armpit, but also her fast and furious dentition. Whoa.

Jordana Smiley

We love this photo of Jordana Brewster, back when the brows were so solid. She looks all girlie and whatnot. And she has a dimple. Cute.

Jordana Brewster Back in the Day

Punk Brewster: Jordana

Jordana Brewster will be in some upcoming movie.

We saw the trailer. Her bangs cover her eyebrows, so we gave the film editing crew the rest of the night off, but the pics below should remind you about glory days.

As for the film, we don't remember much...something about Vin Diesel hi-jacking a tanker truck full of...well, diesel.

Anatomy of an Eyebrow: Jordana Brewster

Not a high quality scan of Jordana Brewster, but we work with whatever you send in. Thanks to "Eagle Eyebrow" for sending this one along!

Jordana Brewster Again

We know it was only about three weeks ago that we dropped Jordana Brewster's eyebrows on you, but we feel like we need to make up for lost time. So here she is again:

Legacy Indeed: Jordana Brewster

We just scanned some fan mail and were happy to receive a message from a fan we'll call "T," who reminded us of a glaring and (frankly) embarrassingly inexcusable omission from Blu's Eyebrow Blog:

Jordana Brewster!

Duh. Of course we've seen her, and have always loved the brows. But how is it we never showcased her here? We'll start making up for it now, at T's suggestion and with a photo he used as an example of her eyebrows' quality:



Scroll-down legacy admit: As far as we know, Jordana (who famously banged Mark Wahlberg and later Derek Jeter) is not related to Punky, but her grandfather was none other than Yale University president (and American diplomat) Kingman Brewster, Jr. Guess where she went to college?