Friday, April 30, 2010

Cockeyed Amateurs

It's Friday, so here's how we end the week and the month - Amateur Hour.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Whatever Happened to...Jordana?

We have not seen Jordana Brewster for a long time, partly (perhaps) because she thinned the brows. This is an old shot:

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

A Gala Gown

Millie Motts showed this old gorgeous gown. We loved the gown, and we loved the girl.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Best Photo Ever? Maybe

They did it again. Just when we're about to unsubscribe from the RSS feed of Suicideblonde on tumblr because we don't want or need to see another photo of Tina Fey...they post this photo of Audrey Hepburn.

Never mind the eyebrows. Just love the photo. Just love Audrey.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Then Again, Why Would He?

Here at Blubrow we have a deep, abiding belief that there's no reason for men to get married.

That means you, Derek Jeter.

So Minka Kelly, seen here out on the town, may not be snaring the pinstriper in her nets just yet.

Sources close to a well-connected member of Worldwide Blubrow's Board of Directors know someone who once met a guy who said his UPS delivery guy lived across the street from someone whose kid spent a couple of hours with Minka Kelly's neighbor in detention after school one day in 8th grade, like 10 years ago. And that person says they're not getting married.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Whatever Happened To...

Today we introduce a new, occasional feature: "Whatever happened to....?"

Anybody seen Melissa George recently?

We ain't seen her, but we saved this pretty-in-pink thing:

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Huge in Japan: Alyssa Miller

Model Alyssa Miller rocked the brows in Vogue Japan in 2007, courtesy of cameraman Tom Munro:

Friday, April 23, 2010

Suicide Girl Rydell In Fishnets

We have always been a fan of Suicide Girl Rydell. She ain't no girl, either – she's a woman. And we mean that in a really good way.

Regardless, we feature her smile and eyebrows again:

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Phoblographer Aaron Feaver

Check it.

We have an army of blog-reading monkeys who are trained to find and report on excellent photography that has an eyebrow component. Monkey Prime recently knocked on the conference room door and signed with coarse gestures that that he had found a photographer who not only delivered the brow goods, but was also blogging the efforts of other top shutterbugs.

Win Win.

This person is Aaron Feaver. He has his own photo site but also has a blog, and a Flickr stream. The monkeys will be mining his awesome postings for photos worthy of the Blubrow treatment. Until then, enjoy this one from Feaver himself.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Speaking of June 2009: UK GQ

Yesterday's reference to June 2009 reminded our research staff about this photo, which appeared in Brit GQ that very same month.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

It's Like June in April: Carlos Nunez

Remember June 18, 2009?

No? You should. That was the time we blogged photographer Carlos Nunez.

And lucky for you, we're doing it again.

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Good Brows: Margulies

Faithful reader Jonathan bombards us with photos, and these three were on target.

We walked past a movie poster with Julianna Margulies on it this week, and thought to ourselves, "Oh, snap!"

So here she is 1) flashing some pantyhose, 2) holding hands, and 3) posing for a poster.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

1,400th Post: Anthi Tsompanidou

For our 1,400th post on Blu's Eyebrow Blog, we decided to introduce someone we haven't seen before.

We are not really sure whether Anthi Tsompanidou is an actress, a model, a pageant winner, or some or all of these things. And we don't give a good goddamn either. And here's why:

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

On the Phone. The Telephone.

Old timey tittays and the Hotline to Moscow. Or something.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Jen Connelly from Way Back

We had never seen these shots of Jennifer Connelly before. Now we have, and so have you. We like her.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Twins. Blonde Twins.

And no, it's not the Olsen twins.

This rounds out our week of amateurs, hope you enjoyed it.

Tomorrow: a favorite actress...

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Readers Respond

We never fail to be favorably impressed by the perspicacity and articulate commentary from our fans. You email us (you never leave comments – what's up with that?) and say things like, "Yeah! That's what I'm talkin about!! Yeah!!"

But you also send more pictures...we had one more amateur post to round out this last week's parade of amateur brows, but we wanted to share these, sent by "Rocker" from Georgia. God, that's not John Rocker, we hope.

OK, last one tomorrow. You will like it.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Amateur Parade Continues

Lest you think we only contemplate the eyebrows of party girls, we wanted to show that we like some quiet time – you know, long walks on the, these ladies are appealing for many reasons, and they're not (evidently) drunk or grabbing their bestest friend's right tit.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Actually We Like Blondes

We felt bad after dissing the blonde (with one giant exposed tit) in yesterday's posting. So we're recanting, and proclaiming our affection for the eyebrows on the right.

We like blondes. They just need to either have nice eyebrows - or be wearing a terry cloth head band as a shirt!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Piece Out, Man!

It's always the blondes...crappy eyebrows and one giant exposed tit.

What gives?!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Blue or Red?

When these amateur ladies got dressed they had critical decisions to make. "Since everyone on the interwag is going to see my bra, I need to pick the right color!"

They did just fine.

This kicks off several days in a row of postings of photos sent to us by horny readers who like "the girl next door" – as long as she's a college mank or other party beast ... Enjoy!

Aside: That last photo looks...dirty. But it also looks self-shot. What is going on down there?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Hronsky + Bocanova: Czech These Brows

Czech artist Ján Hronsky has a few glamorous models up his photographic sleeve – and we'll see a few that you will love. But first, here's his portrait of actress Mahulena Bocanova. Yow.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Play Ball

It's baseball season, folks. And you know what that means. Yankee fans' thoughts turn to...Minka Kelly.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

We Can Handle That For You

Need a hand, Ms Cucinotta?

We're here for you.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Blind Side Brows

We know there are some Lily Collins fans out there, so here she is - from the premiere of The Blind Side, which sucked.

We're not huge Lily fans, but we understand the appeal. And the eyebrows.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter

We hope you're not spending the Holiday alone!

We'd spend it with this charmer via Millie Motts...if we could.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Saturday Classy Amateur Hour

We told you they were classy! Must be Saturday.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Muise by Tahan

Andi Muise in black and white, by Elias Tahan.

Mesmerizing. Compelling.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

No Fool: Suicide Girl Marianne

Third time's a charmer: Suicide Girl Marianne has the brows down to a science.