Peekaboo

People got up to some zany antics back in the day. Now for all we know, this vintage lady may be the most hideous monster ever to be featured in a photo shoot.

But we don't know – and frankly, we don't care. Because whatever the hell she's doing, she's showing some mighty fine vintage brows.

And that is at it should be.

Safety First

We're all for safety, and we appreciate that this young woman has sensibly donned a skid lid to protect her head. After all, Safety Pup says "Cover up!"

She might want to cover up her nipples too. Road rash is a nasty, nasty thing.

Back to the Present with Blasts from the Past

We were called away unexpectedly to investigate an international eyebrow incident, but found no evidence of wrongdoing and are now back at our posts. A lot of people (?) ask us what our daily work is like here at Blubrow HQ. We like to think of it as "The Bourne Identity meets The Da Vinci Code, but with eyebrows."

Anyway, we're back, and to fill the gap we're sharing a few Old Timers – vintage hotties who were ahead of their time, at least in terms of their willingness to get naked for the camera. On the other hand, they were very much a product of their time in terms of wearing silk stockings.

Mmm!

Glum Twins. But Still.

Are these the hottest twins ever?

No.

Do you pervs still get off on seeing twins making out and stuff, even if they aren't Hollywood-looking chicks?

Yes.

Is that Nine A.M. or P.M.

The vintage onslaught continues for a couple of more days. This photo offers many possible interpretations. We went around the table at HQ and here are some plausible explanations...

It's 9 a.m. on the alarm clock, and she's getting ready to start her day. Dress for success!

It's 9 a.m. and she just got home. Slut!

It's 9 p.m. and she's getting ready to go out. Party animal!

It's 9 p.m. and she's already home. Cock tease!

What is your explanation?


Scroll-down likely alternative explanation: It's 2:15 in the morning. The clock is fucking broken again.

Sidebrow. Sideboob. Fishnets.

Another throwback, this time with brunette tresses and the bonus features mentioned in the subject line.

Gah!!!

Smoky Braces and Black and White Brows

Some people are into smoking [NSFW]. That's one fetish.

Some people are (apparently) into braces. That's another.

Some people are into eyebrows.

Now we can all just get along.

Don't hate. Celebrate.

Twins. Blonde Twins.

And no, it's not the Olsen twins.

This rounds out our week of amateurs, hope you enjoyed it.

Tomorrow: a favorite actress...

Unfiltered: Sasha Grey

Back to black and white, but this time contemporary. Pornstress Sasha Grey blowing...smoke.

Mass Eyebrow Effect

We're not big into video games (we prefer chess – in fact, one of us is a National Grandmaster Flash). However, we might steal a Wii or whatever from Best Buy to check out Mass Effect 2. Because we're digging this character's eyebrows. We think she's an alien, and we know her name is Miranda.

Much better rendered than that shitty Second Life crap.

Vintage Centerfold Beauty With a Secret

Um, they broke the mold on this one, folks. January 1958 centerfold Elizabeth Ann Roberts. Here she is as Playboy's Playmate of the Month.

Now, Ms. Roberts was underage when the photos were taken, and word got around...

Ooops.

The story goes that she literally had a note from her mother, giving her permission to pose, but the publications of these photos led to the arrest of both Hef and young Elizabeth Ann's mom. And yet the charges were dropped because the evidence was confusing at best, and nobody could be absolutely sure that Hef knew the model's age.

Hmmm.

Doesn't matter. We love everything about her. Everything.

Yay, It's Our 1,300th Posting

Celebrate!

Amateurs on the Weekends: The Undie Run

Amateurs on the Weekends is one thing we'll try to keep doing more or less consistently. The first such post of 2010 brings you some comely co-eds from UCLA, by way of an event called The Undie Run. We told you last August that this event was supposedly banned, but students are persistent, clever and clueless, so they went ahead and did it anyway. Not only are there many pieces of lingerie in evidence, there are a few choice eyebrows too.

Let's see....We're not sure if bra/panty combos are "supposed to" match, but we're forgiving at least the lass on the right for the mismatch. Those brows make up for any fashion faux pas (that's French!):


The lady in blue has the brows we're looking for, but did you know that Geordi La Forge went to UCLA too?


Finally, all we can say to this is: Holy Crap.

Happy in Handcuffs

Enough with the slick photoshoots. How about some good old fashioned amateur fetish?

OK...

Eat Your Heart Out, Humbert

Imagine the consensus at Blubrow HQ after seeing these Lolita-themed photographs from Rome's B-IMAGINE studios....

What Do Porn Stars Dress Up As For Halloween?

You could dress up as a porn star for Halloween. But what do you dress up as if you are a porn star?

Asylum asked Sasha Gray. Here's the answer.

Photo credit: Robyn Von Swank

Anything But Antiseptic

We're not huge corset and collar fans, but we love the look of the fashion, the models and (of course) the eyebrows over at Antiseptic Fashion:




One of their models, by the way, is Ulorin Vex. Yay.

College Campus Bra Parties: Undie Runs

Well we know we just experienced a bunch of bra party fun on Blubrow, including Sasha Grey, but when the news breaks, we are there.

In case you hadn't heard, UCLA has apparently forbidden organizers of the school's annual Undie Run to hold the event on campus.

Makes sense: Your students insist on gathering by the hundreds to run around at night in their bras and panties? Better make sure they go out into the neighborhoods away from campus, instead of staying within the friendly confines. What could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile, we tweeted about this news item and wouldn't you know it, our in box filled with Undie Run snapshots - complete with eyebrows! Thanks to the naughty lady who was hoarding these because, as she says, "I like boobies." Hey, who doesn't?

They're not all from UCLA but who cares?

This was our fave, because of the brows combined with the fine layer of sweat glistening on the co-ed's skin...also, she's cute!:


Pouty, or something:


Girls just know how to pose, probably because they spend hundreds of hours doing it in front of the bathroom mirror, taking their own pictures with their cell phone:


Here's that cutie again...with a roommate. But still!


OK, we lied. This is by far our favorite:

Suicide Girl Rydell With a Cigar

We knew we loved Suicide Girl Rydell. The eyebrows just add to the ... flavor.

Suicide Girl James Reminds Us Of....

When we saw this set by James on Suicide Girls, we were disappointed. The funky tard glasses cover up her eyebrows!

But...something about the set seemed familiar, so we went through the archives and found the never-published-here random vintage Spanish softcore magazine cover of the chick with the telefono. That's what James's set reminds us of.

This one's for all you eyeglass freaks out there. Enjoy it. Perverts.

Trivia after the jump:





Scroll-down numerical trivia: This is our 1,100th post! Onward.