Thursday, July 31, 2008

Denise Richards Gives Good Muzzle

They say that people look like their pets. Does Denise Richards' dog have great eyebrows?

This image is huge. Click it.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Aeric Shoots: We Score!

Here's an archetypal offering from artist Aeric Meredith-Goujon.

Is it porn?

Maybe. But even if it's not — dig the eyebrows!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

More Penelope, and Some Scarlett

No sooner had we blogged Penelope Cruz's brows than she re-appears in the hi-def trailer for a Woody Allen flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona. This film shows Scarlett Johansson with decent high-contrast brows...

Cruz shows up as a psychotic ex-wife who appears to have a smoking habit and a headache, to go with the Spanish brows:

And no, the color isn't out of whack in these vid caps. The whole thing appears to have been filmed under various yellow, orange and red lights and filters...

Scroll-down bonus coverage that has nothing to do with eyebrows: The film also features some dark-room tongue-twisting between the two leading ladies...

...and some Penelope side-boob for fun:

Sunday, July 27, 2008

From Comic-Con: Eyebrow Worlds

A reader of this blog sent this from Comic-Con in San Diego. It's a poster for a "massive multiplayer online game," based on Stargate, the sci-fi franchise. We don't know who the illustration represents — probably nobody, just an artist's idea. But we like the brows.

As for Eyebrow Worlds, we like that as an idea for a massive multiplayer game. And we know who we'd like to play with.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Penelope Cruz: Elegy

Maybe it's the bangs...

Maybe it's the jet black hair...

Or maybe...just's the eyebrows...

Whatever it is, even though we don't really like Penelope Cruz...we really like Penelope Cruz! Seen here in the upcoming flick Elegy.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Katarina Witt: German Icebrows

I guess the sports jag continues...and we're still not done with Euro 2008!

We remember back in 1992, when Katarina Witt was the hottest thing on blades. We don't remember her eyebrows being so ... un-German; but we do remember her spread in Playboy (circa '98).

We've seen some very recent photos of her too, and we have to admit — they threw us for a triple-toe loop. We'll leave you with this one, which won't shock anyone, but also won't scare anyone:

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Random Anonymous Naked Eyebrow Hotness

As you know, an army of dedicated curators toils for hours in archival darkness, sifting through the accumulated visual media of "teh interwebs" to bring you unspoiled eyebrow greatness in all its glory.

But usually we can't find anything good.

So instead, we rely on generous-minded eagle-eyed horny lovers of naked brunettes to send us stuff that they probably don't have permission to share — and that we certainly have no right to publish online.

Like this picture:

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Bellucci's Butt

We made you look, which is what bloggers have to do.

It's her cigarette butt. But still: it's Monica Bellucci.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Buffon's No Buffoon: Alena Šeredova (aka Euro 2008, Part IX)

We loved the eyebrows on this hottie from Euro 2008. Then someone told us she is Alena Šeredova, wife of Italian keeper Luigi far so good.

Then we found out she's a fashion model. We'll see her again, I bet:

Scroll down incest fantasy: Her sister Eliška is a model too!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Tennis Pro Ashley Harkleroad, Nude

We're not fans of pro tennis. But a few years ago Ashley Harkleroad caught our attention, for being a sassy and relentless self-promoter. And for being hot. In a "girl next door" way. If you live next door to a tennis court.

Behold! She is now in Playboy. Some teasers for you...

Game, set, match.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Kurly-Haired Kurylenko

Some '80s-lookin' Kurylenko for you...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Miss Universe 2008: Venezuela's Dayana Mendoza

Congratulations to Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza, for winning the 2008 Miss Universe Pageant:

At least she can walk. Unlike Miss USA. When did Americans get so bad at walking?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Jordana Brewster Again

We know it was only about three weeks ago that we dropped Jordana Brewster's eyebrows on you, but we feel like we need to make up for lost time. So here she is again:

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Pink Fire Eyebrows: Born Beautiful

Over on Flickr there's are a lot of groups with retro beauty stuff. We found this in one group, and love the retro beauty of this model's eyebrows.

Oh yeah. And the pink fire or whatever:

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Aeric: Intense

Photographer Aeric Meredith-Goujon may have a girly name, but he knows more than you and I do about photographing girlies' eyebrows. Beautiful:

Friday, July 11, 2008

Pike. Rosamund Pike.

Our favorite be-browed Bond girl again:

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Euro 2008, Part VIII: We're Not Done Yet!

Our teacher taught us "always avoid alliteration." But we can't, so today we have:

Portuguese (oh my!)...

Polish (did we mention our kerchief fetish?)...

And a Princess! That's Princess Letizia of Spain. Olé!

Suicide Girl: Atlas

We want to do our part to, like, help people like, be eco-green and whatnot.

And stuff.

So we are giving Suicide Girl Atlas a chance to get her world-saving message — and her eyebrows — out to all of you:

Our "joshua tree" is going a little wild right now too...

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Continuing a Theme: Brows Gone Wild!

We don't usually like to post back-to-back items on the same theme, but since we took a few days off from blogging, we figured we have to jump start the blog to get the old momentum back.

So let's just pick up where we left off...but this time there are six eyebrows in the mix, instead of just two:

There are so many other things to say about this photo, that we're just going to let you enjoy thinking them up....

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Have an All-American Weekend

Blu is taking a break from blogging for a few days. With the 4th of Joooolye holiday coming up, I wanted to post as all-American a pic as I could find. This will have to do.

See you on the other side!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Celebrity Kid Model: Lily Collins

A commenter named sb5five turned us onto a hot tip: the up and coming daughter of Phil Collins, aging rocker.

So here is young (19 years old) model Lily Collins:

We'll see her again, I bet.

Sounds Big, Looks Little: Bruna Tenorio

Super skinny super model Bruna Tenorio hails from Brazil. They use the metric system there, along with European clothing sizes — and we think it's misleading. Why? Because it makes her sound big:

Measurements? 85-58-87.

Dress size? 36.

Shoe size? 38.

But her age is the same anywhere you go: 19.

Enjoy the brows.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Lui Magazine, Part II: Raquel Welch

The Fourth of Juillet is just around the corner, so why not close out the month of June with some patriotic stylings from Raquel Welch by way of France (they have red, white and blue too, you know):

Scroll-down bonus: Bottom-boob!