Monday, April 25, 2011

Poodles. Yes, Poodles.

When we first glanced at this photo, we thought, "Good God, what is that hat?!"

Then we glanced again and thought, "Ohh! Poodle!"

Then one more time: "Eyebrows, fuckyeah!"

Now, when we glanced at this photo, well, you can call them "poodles" if you want...

Monday, April 18, 2011

About "Last Night"

It's been a while, but Keira Knightly has resurfaced with what looks like a chick flick: Last Night. Here's the plot, based on the trailer: Keira is a boring nitwit whose oddly-bearded ex-BF takes her out to dinner while her husband, Marcus Wright, goes to Philadelphia of all places with someone who may be Eva Mendes. The rest...doesn't matter.

Yes please:

Ta daa!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Post-War Bombshell: Silvana Mangano

Behold: Silvana Mangano.

If you want a career in film, and it's the late 1940s or early 1950s and you're in Italy, what might you do? You might bed Marcello Mastroianni (or I guess, he beds you). You might be selected as Miss Roma 1946 at the age of 16. For good measure, perhaps you would marry megaproducer Dino di Laurentiis.

Silvana Mangano did all this, and more. Glamor, sexiness, beauty...and eyebrows. She had it all.

Scroll-down Italian food trivia: Silvana is the grandmother of big-boobed bitchy Food Channel hostess Giada di Laurentiis.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Crystal Renn, Plus Size Eyebrows

Model (and now author) Crystal Renn is in the news because of her book, Hungry, about being a plus-size model, and because she discusses the pressure on women in the modeling profession to get small by any (unhealthy) means possible.

We actually don't care too much about that...we just think she has some crazy-ass eyebrows.