Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dated? Yes. Clichéd? Yes. What's Your Point?

We don't know anything about this photo except for what it delivers at face value (literally). That's enough for us. How about for you?

Sunday, September 26, 2010


For some reason, we get a lot of hits on the "underwater" tag here. That's fine, because it means people appreciate folks like Alannis here, sent to us by Aaron, a fan of

Friday, September 24, 2010

Checking in, with Horne and Jablonski

We are flat out with a variety of boring shitstorms, so we can't provide you with a constant stream of eyebrowiana. And for that we are profoundly sorry.

What we can do, however, is stop by every week or so and drop something on you to hold you over. Like these photos from Benny Horne. These are great because, among other reasons, we love Jacquelyn Jablonski.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Tony Sailed Across the Bar

That's Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon (aka Lola). Not sure how old she was when the above photo was snapped, but times have changed. She is grooming the unibrow and the 'stache – oh, and she is blogging. That's a public thing, so although she's just 13, and we tend to shy away from underage brow, she is a public figure now. And we're not trashing her (her mom...well that's different).

One learned and sage blog we read said that Lourdes has the "required skills" to become an actress: "she plays piano and spends a lot of time enjoying fashion." Sounds right. And no matter what, she can't make a film more horrible or nauseating or embarrassing than her mother's Shanghai Surprise.

Here's a more recent photo, and we pondered this look for a long time. Ultimately, our overriding sentiment is that we're astonished at the sheer extent of those brows...they seem to go for miles.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Photographer: Rokas Darulis

Welcome to September and Happy Labor Day to US workers.

We're in the US but there's no rest for the likes of us. We have to bring you the eyebrows photographed by UK-based cameraman Rokas Darulis.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Somewhere in Chicago

We were scanning Freakstyle – as you do – and we saw this:

It came from here. We love the eyebrows, but the watch sealed the deal.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Human Behaviour: Bjork

Like the song says,

Be ready to get confused...
There's definitely no logic
To human behaviour...

Bjork, photographed by Bernhard Kristin.