Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hi Def Bond Girl: Drive It!

We mentioned Olga Kurylenko pretty recently. And here she is, as promised, in some screen grabs from the hi-def trailer of Quantum of Solace: The Revenge — In Space.

This time, it's personal.

But really, you'd think this entire movie took place in a car...

...behind the wheel...

...on the road.

But we're happy to say Ms. Kurylenko gets out of the car at one point, and walks toward us in her wife-beatery top. So all that driving was worthwhile after all.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Denise Richards, Without the Dog

Late in July we pondered Denise Richards' muzzle.

Now it's time to wonder about her shoes.

Luckily, there's no reason to worry about her eyebrows.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Hello Yellow Harlow

We figured we would send out some Shalom Harlow while she is still big enough to reflect visible wavelengths of light.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Twofer from Chip Willis

Sort of.

We were going to go on a rant about how Chip Willis has stopped blogging, but we thought we'd better check to make sure. D'oh! We somehow lost our RSS feed to his blog, and he's been posting stuff all along!

We will renew that connection so we don't miss a thing from Ohio.

Meanwhile, we love the sort of "distorted reflection-ness" of this. Maybe it was experimental, maybe he knew precisely what he was doing. You never know with Chip. Point is, for us, it's not about the process, it's about the results.

This is what we call results:

I believe the model is AJ.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Feast of Eyebrow Love: Radha Mitchell

You people are never satisfied. First, we introduced you to Oz-born actress Radha Mitchell. We even presented her in a sheer-black top that earned that posting the Oops tag.

But just seeing the pretty blonde and her eyebrows wasn't enough...

You wanted more...

Fine. Here you go. This shot is from a film you never heard of, called Feast of Love. Here's the synopsis:
A meditation on love and its various incarnations, set within a community of friends in Portland, Oregon. It is described as an exploration of the magical, mysterious and sometimes painful incarnations of love.
Makes you want to scratch your own eyes out, doesn't it? Well, that would be a mistake, because then you'd miss Radha's bedroom scene...:

After seeing this, we promise not to bad-mouth Portland for at least another 24 hours...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sophia Loren, Kickin' it Ol' Skool

Sometimes you just have to sit back and revel in those who have come before. Like Sophia Loren.

(How did we get from this white silk scarf to that fuzzy white boa the other day?)

A Quantum of What? Solace? What?

So we hear that the new Bond flick is called Quantum of Solace. We know all the words, but the name doesn't make any sense. But it should be fine. At least we don't have to put up with Eva Green.

We have to put up with Olga Kurylenko, but that shouldn't be too bad. The perm is gone.

We'll check the hi-def trailer soon, to make sure the eyebrows are intact.

Miranda Makes Miracles

A model's job is to be so good-looking that even the dumbest looking ensemble somehow seems OK.

Miranda Kerr can do that:

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

They Meant to Do That

These amateur eyebrow models are craaaazy! How else to explain these hi-jinx?:

Who wears a brown dress?! With a white boa?! No one!

Who rides in a car without buckling up for safety?! No one!

And who closes her eyes when her friend is flashing her?! No one!

You know we'll be back for the eyebrows!

Photographer: Alexandra Carr

We don't know squat about photographer Alexandra Carr.

But we know this model, Cecilia [Mendez - see comments], has some crazy looking eyebrow thing going on:

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pensive or Saucy: What's Your Vintage Nude Preference?

Old fashioned pin-ups and other retro nudies cross our desks from time to time. We know that different folks have widely differing tastes and preferences. So here's a sampling of different approaches...



And cheesecake:

As long as the brows are good, we're at least starting off right....So: what's your pleasure?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Suicide Girl: Atlas Gets Out of the Sun

Suicide Girl Atlas was out in the desert last time we saw her. Now she's inside with a new hair color and those same great eyebrows.

De Rossi Dezzutch

Anytime we hear the prefix "De–" it makes us think of this:
Hizzay gizzirlz youzzat hizzat mizzer izzat wizzay shizzow?
If you don't know what that is, then just consider yourself very lucky and never mind. Let's move on to Portia de Rossi, Ellen's bitch wife:

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Amanda Com Keeps Them Coming

We recently met Portugal's Amanda Com and there is plenty more there. So we will keep going back to the well for some beautiful eyebrows.

Bonus! Side-boob:

Jean Seberg: From St. Joan to Cigs

The other day we casually mentioned Jean Seberg as the star of Breathless, by Godard. We didn't mean to be flip about Ms. Seberg. She wasn't a bad actress, but happiness ultimately eluded her, and after a brief life of convoluted confusion, she took her own life.

It all started with her portrayal of Preminger's St. Joan:

Meanwhile, any self-respecting actress back in the day smoked like a chimney:

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Fourth Helping of Schüpping

If you check the tags on the blog you'll see three prior postings about New York-based photographer Thomas Schüpping.

We were poking around in the Blubrow storage facility and discovered one extra photo we never got around to posting. So here's the fourth helping. Enjoy it.

This Just In: Albanians Are Hot (Emina Cunmulaj)

So we're wading through the e-mail here at Worldwide Blubrow, trying to get in touch with Maryam Abacha (who apparently has some money for us), and what do we find? The last thing we expected:

An Albanian supermodel with superbrows: Emina Cunmulaj:

Eagle-eyed samaritan e-mailer "SB" politely pointed out (without really saying it) that we suck for not having already featured this Michigan-born, emigrée to Albania at age 4 runway model. And he's right. (If he's a he.)

She's got all kinds of modeling experience for the biggest names in haute couture (Red Sox fans, look it up) and she's only 24. So she has at least 6 months left in her career.

A tip of the chapeau à l’Albanaise to SB for the three images above.

Scroll-down action photo: We knew you'd want to see more than just her eyebrows, so click this huge image to see Emina at work.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Shock and Awe: Las Drogas del...Horror!!!

When the editorial staff meets each day at Worldwide Blubrow HQ, we review possible blog posts, and suggest possible commentaries and subject lines.

When this one hit the table, though, there was — for the first time in corporate memory — nothing but stunned silence:

Why? Simple: This illustration is great for so many reasons that there is no point in even attempting to talk about it.

The end.

Sastre in the Red

Can you believe we haven't posted Ines Sastre's eyebrows since March? We apologize.

Meanwhile, we like the implication of the cover story: that you can "survive marriage meltdown" by looking at Ines Sastre's left breast. Right on, Red!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Michelle Buswell has Flair

Three years ago, Floridian model Michelle Buswell showed off her beautiful brows (and body) in Flair. And to think — before becoming a model she was planning to get a nursing degree and join the military.

Plenty of time for that later, Michelle.

Click. They're big.

Thanks to Finn for scanning.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Furtado Looking Very '90s

We don't know what year Nelly Furtado posed for this picture but we hope it was like 1992. She sometimes looks a little bizarre...in this pic, the eyebrows are fine, but the hair's not good, and her jaw is all crooked. But we're not criticizing.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Verunka Splashunka

We saw Czech eyebrow star Veronika Fasterova just a couple of weeks ago, and here she is again, cropping up where we least expect her. Nude on the web.

Oh wait.

Anyway, if you ever see a photo shoot like this one happening on the beach, just remember the one thing to say to your buddies: