Brow Smackdown from Style Bistro

We were cautiously pessimistic about how "fun" it would be to play Style Bistro's guessing game, "Who has the best brows?"

First of all, only we are allowed to answer that question. But we went ahead and played the game anyway...

Who Has the Best Brows?

We got 17 out of 20.

How did YOU do?

Be warned: you'll be confronted with horrific "choices" like this....


Other brows featured belong to:

Doutzen Kroes
Jennifer Connelly
Brooke Shields
Cindy Crawford
Maria Menounos
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Burke
Audrina Partridge
Victoria Justice
Carmen Electra
Diana Agron
Jessica Lowndes
Katie Holmes
Coco Rocha
Jennifer Hudson
Christina Milian
Katy Perry
Serena Williams
Lauren Goodger
Nikki Reed
Vera Farmiga
Leona Lewis
Elizabeth Olsen
Abigail Breslin
Victoria Beckham
Olivia Palermo
The Monster Fergie

and

J Lo

Our pick for the best, based on the photos they used, is actually Jessica Lowndes. We'll feature her some other time.

Brooke Says "Cheese." Then Says "Oops."

The other day we saw Brooke Shields' butt.

Today, we see more.

Brooke's Bare Bottom, Barely, and Brilliant Brows. Booyah!

We have recently seen Audrey Hepburn baking at home, Monica Bellucci having a smoke in her underwear, so why not check in on Brook Shields and her outstanding eyebrows, lying around semi-nakedish?

Brooke Shields Meat Train

Here's a screenshot of the trailer and description for an upcoming film called The Midnight Meat Train, with Brooke Shields' eyebrows in a supporting role. Standard slasher stuff, courtesy of Clive Barker.

Brooke Shields Then and Now

After Pretty Baby (yuck!) but before Princeton (yuck!), there was The Blue Lagoon (yuck!).


Then came Agassi, post-partum depression, a break-up, and at long last a bewildering variety of looks - good and bad - from Brooke Shields. The eyebrows ain't what they used to be, but they're holding up OK.



Scroll down trivia we couldn't make up if we wanted to: Brooke and Andre were introduced to one another by Lyndie Benson - Kenny G's wife?!