Saturday, November 29, 2008

Normally We Ignore Ads

But if there's a beautiful face and great eyebrows, we notice them.

That's why we liked this one, which appeared somewhere we were surfing online this week.

Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.

We'll buy that.

Terminator? I Hardly Know Her

Just a little recent Lena Headey action from the Sarah Connor Chronicles. We're glad it didn't get canceled. We need Lena. Need her.

Yvonne Craig: Star Trek's Orion Slave Girl

Q: What's green and hot and fine all over?

A: An Orion slave girl.

And who was Star Trek's Orion slave girl? None other than Yvonne Craig...

We'll see her again, because also transcended the boundaries of '60s hawtness by becoming none other than Commissioner Gordon's daughter...Batgirl! *POW*

She's our favorite green chick. Although we also have to give props to Dot Matrix from reBoot, who comes in a close second!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Photographer: Sofia Avdeeva

I don't know who this beautiful model is, but I know the photographer is Sofia Avdeeva. (Not be confused with Suicide Girl Sofia who we just saw...)

Suicide Girl: Sofia

Ripped, petite, brunette. There's nothing wrong with Suicide Girl Sofia. Unless you don't like tan lines. But if that's your biggest complaint, you're actually doing OK, right?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Classy Amateur Oops, Cig and All

Done with your holiday feast? Head out to the rope line, light up a Newport Light, and grab a drink. Oh, and pull your top down so we can see your nipple. Atta girl!

For This We Are Thankful: Ines Sastre

It's Thanksgiving Day in the United States. For our non–US readers, this is a day where obese Americans eat twice as much as they normally do and then go to their in–laws' house and do it again. Then they fall asleep in front of the television, where some pointless football game (Detroit versus Dallas!) is on and ten minutes after the game is over, nobody can remember the score.

Also, it's the day when we sit down and think – really think – for like 15 seconds about all the things we have to be grateful for.

At our Blubrow HQ corporate Thanksgiving Vegetarian Feast that means being grateful that there is Ines Sastre.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Return of the First Names: Melissa George

With all the Kidman overload this week, as Australia bombs, let's look at another Aussie actress. One with better eyebrows.

Melissa George.

Connelly: Red Dress on Red Carpet

Unlike that last mess, we actually know who this is:

Jennifer Connelly.

Something Completely Different

We don't know what this is, and we don't have any idea what tag to use on it.

We'll make something up.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Queen Rania and YouTube

Queen Rania of Jordan launched a YouTube channel, and for the effort received the Visionary Award on YouTube Live '08. In the spirit of YouTube live, she sent a recording. Makes no sense.

Nonetheless, we love to see her eyebrows, and here we get to hear her talk. Watch the video from the beginning if you can stand San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom and his cuckolded wife, or do what we did and just fast forward to 3:30 to watch Her Highness imitate David Letterman. With mixed success, but great eyebrows.

Monday, November 24, 2008

A Triumph by Trunfio

Nicole Trunfio's left eyebrow declares victory.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Supercilia and Other Goods: Polly Walker

Londoner Polly Walker played Julius Caesar's niece on the HBO series Rome. She no doubt would have had to know the word "supercilium" had she lived in Rome for real – it means eyebrow in Latin.

But as you can see, it would take more words than that to do justicia to her descriptio.

Better Than Twilight

Twilight? Puhleeze.

We don't need no stinkin' teen vampires. We've got Blonde Zombies, an awesome blog (and we're adding it to our blogroll!).

Friday, November 21, 2008

Lisa Seiffert From Down Under

Australia does it again.

Model Lisa Seiffert comes from the land Down Under, and we'd almost be willing to eat a Vegemite sandwich to just see some more of her. Luckily, more of her is available and we'll be sharing it later on. This is certainly more than enough to keep you going for a while (and our advice is: skip the vegemite. It's disgusting.)

Uh, do we need a tag for side boob? Nah, we prefer to treat it more like an "Easter egg."

Scroll-down admission of ignorance: We don't know for sure, but it looks like this is from S Magazine.

Don't Call Her Brittany - Even Though That's Her Name

Call her McKey "Not Brittany, Please!" Sullivan, the winner of a TV show where Tyra Banks picks some girl to be a model. Woo hoo! That is exciting!!!

She was described by Yahoo! as "athletic," presumably because the 6 foot tall 20 year old sophomore at Ripon College trains in mixed martial arts with her boyfriend.

We think she's just scrawny, but presumably her boyfriend would show up at Blubrow HQ and go on an ass-kicking rampage, so we're not going to make a big deal out of it.

Anyway, our idea for a reality TV show: America's Next Top Side Boob. First winner: Brittany Sullivan:

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Lasik Fixes Your Eyebrows Too

At least, according to the excellent grooming on this model's brows.

But we can't help thinking that she's feeling her eyes because she's blind, which seems to us to be the likely outcome when you let someone burn holes in your eyes with a laser beam.

But then again, we fly a lot, and are completely convinced every time the plane starts to leave the runway that we are going to die in the next 45 seconds. But so far, that hasn't happened.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

Good Advice: Abre los Ojos!

People. A little over ten years ago, Penelope Cruz starred in a Spanish film called Abre los Ojos (Open Your Eyes).

We think the film's title came from what somebody on the crew said while watching the rushes...

In any case, it's damn good advice. Keep your eyes [wide] shut and you'll be missing this:

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hero Hayden, Comic Book Style

I think the artist is DC Comics' Michael Gaydos, but maybe it's not. In any case, the subject is clearly Hayden Panettiere. Kick ass!

Utada Hikaru Utada

This Japanese singer's name is either Utada Hikaru, or maybe Hikaru Utada. Although the former yields almost ten times as many Google search results, there are still a few hundred thousand pages on the the interwebs that show it in the reverse order.

Luckily, it does not matter one iota.

007: No Good, Just Bad and Ugly

We saw the new James Blonde movie, Squanto of Hollis, or whatever.

It is godawful.

Never mind that during the chase scenes and fight scenes, the camera angles are so tight that you can't tell who's chasing whom, who's winning the fight, or sometimes, even who's involved.

Never mind also that the "evil villain" is a guy you knew in 5th grade who always got picked last for Kickball at recess.

And nevermind that his evil plan doesn't involve world domination, a space shuttle, or even an underground lair with a cleverly concealed escape pod – rather it involves *spoiler alert* cornering 60% of the Bolivian water market (I'm not inventing this, I swear). Not even 100%. Just 60%.

No. All of that pales in comparison to the bad news I have for you now.

Olga Kurylenko is, hands down, the most boring Bond Girl ever.


To make up for all the Kurylenko photos we've already posted, we're giving you this one instead. And we're giving you a hot tip: skip the movie!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Chipsta Has Spoken

Chip Willis, that is.

You better shut up and listen:

Monday, November 17, 2008

Kutner Captures, Part II

The rest of Christophe Kutner's celebrity eyebrows, in glorious black and white.

Rachel Weisz:

Sophie Dahl:

And Helena Christensen:

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Kutner Captures, Part I

We just saw Christophe Kutner's ad sense. Here's installment one of his celebrity photography.

Charlotte Gainsbourg:

And Michelle Hicks, looking very much like Jennifer Connelly:

Now That's Breakfast

We saw a black and white shot from Alexey Aloisov's take on the famous film. Here's a color rendition that makes us happy. The model, again, is Olga Malysheva.

Photographer: Christophe Kutner

Christophe Kutner is incredibly versatile – and successful. His photography is usually seen in the context of celebrities posing unselfconsciously. But he has great fashion, art and advertising portfolios as well.

We'll look at celebs in the next day or so, but here's our fave ad from his lens. Can you guess why we like it?

Scroll-down hint: It's not because we love plaid.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Suicide Girl: James Returns

James is a chick, not a dude. We actually liked her more with some extra make-up on, but that's OK.

She's a Suicide Girl.

Teen spirit?:

Dry T-Shirt Contest, Part III: The End

OK, this satisfies our random hot girls and their friends and wannabes craving for now.

All this amateurism makes us want some Suicide Girls. Coming up next.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Dry T-Shirt Contest, Part II

There are about ten more pictures we want to share from the aforementioned t-shirt vendor, so here are five of them. So much to comment on, but we'll just let you enjoy...