Old People Can't Tweet: Melissa George Topless

Yeah sure we saw her amazing nekkidness in Dark City (we can't remember anything else about that film). But why not interrupt the week with a somewhat recent news story about Melissa George's eyebrows? With a cameo by her left breast.

Her boyfriend, old rich dude Russell Simmons, tweeted these pics to the world, accidentally. So thoughtful Blubrow fan and starlet namesake Melissa from Ohio sent them along. And we had, indeed, missed them.

Here's a link to our past Melissa George postings. Love her!

Melissa George on Blubrow

Whatever Happened To...

Today we introduce a new, occasional feature: "Whatever happened to....?"

Anybody seen Melissa George recently?

We ain't seen her, but we saved this pretty-in-pink thing:

The Amityville Eyebrows

We got a direct message via Twitter the other day, from eyebrow connoisseur (yes, that's French we're speaking) @gamgob. That's short for Gamma Goblin, which is a clever reference, and if you don't get it, you're a pud.

But we digress.

@Gamgob shared via Twitpic a couple of caps from the 2005 remake horror called The Amityville Horror, starring none other than the eyebrows of Melissa George. We agreed that these are that which we seek, and so here they are:



And you should really take a look at Gamma Goblin's blog. It is well-rounded and Cork-centered. Like a baseball.

Melissa, George, Whatever

Actress Melissa George at a fundraising for hungry New Yorkers. Click it. It's big.

Hard Hat, Soft Brows

This photo of Melissa George must have been taken for a reason. But if it was, we don't have any idea what it might have been.

Return of the First Names: Melissa George

With all the Kidman overload this week, as Australia bombs, let's look at another Aussie actress. One with better eyebrows.

Melissa George.

Two First Names: Melissa George

Our religion teaches that "thou shalt not trust someone with two first names." Ron Paul. Patrick Henry. Gwen Stacy.

But what if the person has a woman's first name and a man's first name? We're talking about Aussie actress Melissa George, of course.

Our religion also teaches, "thou shalt revere a woman with perfect eyebrows." That Commandment trumps them all. So we're suckers – guilty as charged.

This one's big: click it.


Scroll-down faux sports trivia: Melissa was an international roller skating champion! What the hell?