Start Off the Year with a Bang. Literally.

Happy 2012 to all eyebrow fans and readers, casual or faithful. We're planning to keep up with our roughly "every Monday" posting plan, since it works for us. (If it doesn't work for you, well...too bad.)

To kick off the new year we're taking a look at Belen Rodriguez. She's a pretty, sexy brunette model and TV type from Argentina, who lives in Italy and who made headlines a while back because of – shocking!!! – a leaked sex tape.

Normally this is pretty boring news to us, but we actually checked this one out, because, as you can see below, her eyebrows are so quality. Bottom line though: don't bother. She's not that famous, and even though she looks great (and we appreciate her technique in some specific aspects) it's blurry, dark and confusing most of the time. Like teenager sex.

Instead, here's a quick Belen gallery. Cha cha cha.

Sporting side boob:


Sporting nipple. Oops! Slip!!


She gives good magazine cover!


More cuteness:


And a (cropped by us) screen cap from the aforementioned video. Note: we lightened & sharpened the image quite a bit, the video itself is darker and blurrier. And more confusing.

Selena Rose

So as you may be able to tell from the action shots, Selena Rose is a porn actress (you're supposed to say "porn star" but we don't really have any idea whether she's a "star" or just another porn woman).

What we do have an idea about is whether her eyebrows are worth checking out. And the answer is:

Yes. Yes they are.





Scroll down social media moment: Selena is on the Twitter as SelenaRoseDP, and has a website.

Emmanuelle London Calling

Adult entertainment star Emmanuelle London is sporting several features that our red-blooded, hard up, horny readers will appreciate. But the ones that caught our attention, of course, were the eyebrows.

Oh, and the plaid shirt is cute, too.

Hat tip to faithful reader Koala, for telling us about Emmanuelle!

Triple Penetration

Tip o' the Tweezers to reader Jonathan who sent us this gem!


She horrifies and delights, at the same time...Sasha Grey.

Happy Birthday to...Mank

Sasha Grey is having a party – with her clothes on! What the hell is the world coming to?

Unfiltered: Sasha Grey

Back to black and white, but this time contemporary. Pornstress Sasha Grey blowing...smoke.

She Should Know

Sasha Grey speaks out. Good for her. And us.

Side boob, side ass, side brow...

Video Nasty Seems Like the Right Name

A reader in Washington State US of A submitted this shot of a porn star named Stoya. We don't know her from Eve, but Google tells us that you may remember her from such features as Sexual Freak 7, and the original-sounding Cheerleaders.

Either way, this still is reputed to be from Video Nasty, and her look confirms that this is likely. Enjoy the brows.


Scroll down celebrity buzz: She's Marilyn Manson's girlfriend. Or she was. Whatever.

Makeup? No. Brows? Yes.

We have to just keep tossing Sasha Grey out there a couple of times a month. Even if her makeup makes her look like....like a porn star!

What Do Porn Stars Dress Up As For Halloween?

You could dress up as a porn star for Halloween. But what do you dress up as if you are a porn star?

Asylum asked Sasha Gray. Here's the answer.

Photo credit: Robyn Von Swank

My Emo Brows

Can you believe there's a site called MyEmoBitch.com?

We can't.

Sasha's Oh Face

Sasha Grey says "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Or maybe she's just yawning?

Porn Star One Person Bra Party

You know, amateur party girls aren't the only ones who can have a one-person bra party. Professional sex-havers like Sasha Grey can do it too! And if she's turning around and raising one crazy eyebrow, so much the better.

Sasha Grey: When She Was Interesting

We can't stop stewing over how disappointing that Sasha Grey trailer was. We know, that's the point! Avant garde (aka cheap) filmmaking cannot succeed unless we feign interest in spite of ourselves.

And yet...there was a time.....

Tayllor Hangs Out by the Pooll

Tayllor is a pr0n llady who gets naked and does sex things. She allso pushes her breasts toward each other a llot.

We certainlly cellebrate that, but moreso the eyebrows.

Too bad she spels funny.

Live Long and...

Prosper?!

I hardly know her!

Sasha Grey in the latest X-rated version of the Star Trek franchise. If ever an eyebrow was ready to be...Vulcanized, it's this one:

Lui Magazine, Part IV: Florence Guériin

Actress Florence Guérin (sometimes Florence Nicolas) has been around for more than 25 years, appearing topless or nude in a variety of French films and television productions. For 12 francs you could see her in Lui Magazine too:

Sometimes a Lipstick is...

...a proxy for a phallus.

We're not big Freud fans, but advertising is hardly always the subtle art of the psychological. In other words, doesn't this remind you of oral sex? Nice sidebrow, anyway.


From Mom's Basement.

Muriel and Marlene from Hegre

Today is President's Day in the United States, a more real holiday than Valentine's Day, insofar as some government stuff is closed.

And Petter Hegre is the President of Nudity. The photo above of a model named Muriel proves it. And in case you weren't sure if this was porn, well, it's not. The URL for the web site has the word "Art" in it. So that settles that.

Anyway, since we sense some lingering doubt on your part, here's part of the image that currently graces the site's home page. An art model named Marlene.


Scroll-down hedged bet: We couldn't decide on the whole art/porn thing ourselves, so we used both tags.

Sasha Grey, the Day After

The day after Christmas, that is. Sasha Grey greets you to help dispell the post-holiday blues.

Is it working?