Hayden and Megan: Silly Dresses

The MTV Movie Awards apparently happen. We are not really in tune with that.

But we caught some pics of Hayden Panettiere and Megan Fox on the red carpet. Megan looks particulary unhappy, possibly because she's been stricken with an incurable recurring case of Kidman's Disease – also called Forehead Freeze.

So who gives these ladies fashion advice? Anyone? No one?

At least the brows are in order.



As you were.

Hayden: Oops Dawg

No, it's not the best eyebrow picture of Hayden Panettiere that you've ever seen.

No, it's not the best "nipple emerging from a bikini top" photo.

But it's an eyebrow we know and like, and we haven't met many nipples we didn't like. And we bet the dog is a lot of fun too.

Hayden: In Style In InStyle

Some UK glam treatment for Hayden Panettiere, from InStyle Magazine. Giant images. Click.

I Love Your Eyebrows, Beth Cooper

Hayden Panettiere is in a flick called I Love You Beth Cooper. Apparently, the plot is that the main character...loves Beth Cooper. Enough explaining.

These are grabs from the trailer. We're getting to wonder whether we need a new tag, to indicate posts in which our Hero is driving a goddamn car. Kurylenko, Lohman, now Panettiere. OK, we're adding the new tag. It's called:

Drive it.

Lord Stanley Gets Licked

They don't have cheerleaders in ice hockey, so we're not sure how Hayden Panettiere ended up French kissing the Stanley Cup, but as long as she did, we figured you would want to know about it.

Let's Go Rangers!

Hero Hayden, Comic Book Style

I think the artist is DC Comics' Michael Gaydos, but maybe it's not. In any case, the subject is clearly Hayden Panettiere. Kick ass!

Foiled Again: Hayden Panettiere

We've noticed, as perhaps have you, that actress Hayden Panettiere likes to wrap herself in yellow-hued or generally golden-colored garb. That's OK, we suppose she had her colors done and turned out to be an Autumn or whatever. Fine.

But while dining out at Beso (restaurant without a web site) in Hollywood recently, Hayden was spotted wrapped in what appears to be left over gold foil insulation that NASA didn't need for the Lunar Excursion Module.

Easy girl. Easy now.

Yahoo!'s Sexy Eyebrow Celebs Galore

We are so totally, digitally close to the interblags that we noticed something on our Yahoo! home page. It was a little box that had links to the most "popular mobile searches: Celebrities."

And we noticed that most of the celebrities (all of whom are women) were people you've seen on this very blog. So let's check them out:

Kim Kardashian:


Hayden Panettiere:


Mila Kunis:


Keira Knightley:


And here's one whom we haven't featured, but who (in this photo anyway) just made the cut...

Jessica Alba:


Alas, not all the popular mobilely searched celebs made the cut. We're going to have to leave you without a photo of Jessica Simpson's eyebrows. They just aren't up to par.

Hope you liked the others! Click 'em all.

Hey it's Hayden!

It's just been a while, and since we don't like the show Heroes or care about it at all, we're not frequenting web sites that might feature its stars.

Been hanging onto this one of Hayden Panettiere for a while:

The Hayden Panettierium

Back in May we commented on the never-say-die cheerleader from the dud series Heroes, Hayden Panettiere. She hasn't gone away yet, but fortunately, neither have her eyebrows.

Enjoy them.

Hayden's Heroic Eyebrows

Hayden Panettiere sounds like a cross between a Central Park Museum and an arena football quarterback. But she's the chick who plays the unkillable cheerleader, or something, on Heroes, a popular (for now) TV show. We don't much care for Heroes - which makes no sense and is not interesting - but we care deeply for Hayden's eyebrows.

Namsayin'?