Thursday, April 30, 2009

Erin O'Connor in G-Spot, Part II

As promised this morning, here's the money shot of Erin O'Connor from G-Spot.

Scroll-down promises and reminders: We promise to start May off as we start every month, with a Suicide Girl. And since the weekend's coming up, there are amateurs behaving badly in your future.

Erin O'Connor in G-Spot, Part I

Why are we devoting two posts in one 12-hour period to slightly cross-eyed model Erin O'Connor, seen here in G-Spot? We are preparing you with this post for Part II, simply put.

So what's in Part II? Three-word answer is after the jump...

Scroll-down three word answer: Full. Frontal. Nudity.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Strange Brows

That's Sarah Strange, who we saw in that Stargate movie as Morgan le Fay:

Chip Does Video Too

Here's a favorite photo of ours by Chip Willis.

He's gone a step beyond recently with an erotic, beautiful short video that accompanies a set of 20 crazy good black and white shots on the site Filthy Gorgeous Things.


Note: the photo here doesn't relate to the link above, we just like it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Melissa, George, Whatever

Actress Melissa George at a fundraising for hungry New Yorkers. Click it. It's big.

Photographer: Valeria Lazareva

We don't have a lot of time to write this post, which is great, since we picked something that speaks for itself:

The photography of Ukraine's Valeria Lazareva. This appeared in TREND in August of 2008.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Modern Man

Circa 1964 the modern man had simple tastes: race cars, French strip parties, motorcycle girls, and uncovered cover girls. Like vintage pin-up June Palmer.

Photographer: Eric Keller

Starting your week with something a little offbeat. The black and white photos of Eric Keller.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Brilliant Indeed: Keira

In March we saw a couple of postings about Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller getting naughty in a period (yaaaaawn) romance called The Edge of Love.

Here's a big-ass version of the poster, in case some of you were still tempted to focus on Sienna Miller instead of Miss Knightley.

Freckles, Handcuffs, Eyebrows

This photo by Amanda Com has everything we need to make Sunday a success!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Induce Nightmare......Now

We're all for flamenco dancers with good eyebrows, but this vintage ad will have us tossing and turning in a cold sweat until Monday.

Thanks for the nightmare, Mom's Basement!

Lady in Red

Saturday means it's Amateur Hour which means this lady [pretending to be] asleep on an ugly couch is here to greet you and help you start your day.

So enjoy that. It may be the highlight of your weekend.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Melon Recipe?

We're not sure what cookbook Food Channel hellion Giada di Laurentiis is signing, but we bet it has a recipe for ripe, seasonal melons. Or heirloom tomatoes. Or bodacious...tits.

There, we said it.

Aeric Gives Us Shadows

As much as we love the eyebrows, the romantic (i.e., perv) in us can't stop looking at that super-sternal concavity (i.e., the smooth, curvy depressed area at the base of the front of the neck). Thank you Aeric Meredith-Goujon.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Live In Concert: We Screwed Up, It's Lily Collins

Note to Readers: The posting below has been updated to reflect the fact that despite our swagger we don't know as much as we think we do. To wit:

That's not Emina Cunmulaj, it's Lily Collins. A fan (who originally brought both Lily and Emina to our attention) pointed this out to us in a polite email instead of embarrassing us by posting a flame in the tweezes. Thanks!

In our weak defense, we did say we'd be seeing Lily again.

Here is the redacted version:


We didn't say it was her concert, just some concert.

[Said fan points out it's a political convention, not a concert. – Blubrow]

By the way, who the hell emigrates from Michigan to Albania? That's just weird.

Answer: Emina Cunmulaj, who does not appear in this photo of Lily Collins. Unless she's in the way back somewhere.

Scroll-down comment we would have left if we were the ones who noticed this f*** up: "You stupiud loser, your worse then Hitler!"

We Just Realized Something

We've never really taken a proper vacation from this blog. I mean, sure we've slacked off (you read that right) a few times, but every blogging outfit does that. By and large though, we're here for you. All the time.

If we weren't, you'd miss out on stuff like this photo of failed Bond actress Olga Kurylenko topless in Le Serpent.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Photographer: Diego Merino in Vellum

We don't love the Flash-crippled site of Diego Merino but we do love the photos of his that popped up in Vellum.

Vampy Piper Laurie

We could've sworn we'd seen Piper Laurie on the blog before. But it appears we have not. So here she is now...We love the red-red-green thing going on from top to bottom here...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Which One Do We Like?

Go ahead, try to guess....

From Clayton Cubitt.

Did Someone Mention Cote de Pablo?

Bohemian Soul commented that the pageant-keepers need to recruit some bold eyebrow mojo for their so-called beauty contests. We agree. One name that was floated? Cote de Pablo (real name: María José de Pablo Fernández). She was born in Chile and plays an Israeli on an American tv show.

We'll see her again, but here's a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper to get you started.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Breakfast Again: Now With Waitress!

From reading our blog, you'd think that these crazy photos of Olga Malysheva as Holly G are the only thing Alexey Aloisov ever photographed. As we'll see in future postings, that is far from true. But we had to throw this one in. It raises a lot of questions. Like: do they really have tables like that in Tiffany's?

We didn't think so.

Miss USA Photoshop Disasters

We were excited to hear that the Miss USA Pageant was going on this week. We identified three eyebrow candidates from among the 10 finalists, grabbed bikini pictures from the official web site, and then moved in for the headshots. But we were horrified by what we found.

Every one of the close-up headshots has some wacky Photoshop-induced eyebrow madness in it! They reduced the eyebrow noise and blurred them into nonsense shapes and it's a horror.


Alicia-Monique Blanco, Miss Arizona:

Maria Elizabeth Montgomery, Miss Kentucky:

Laura Kirilova Chukanov, Miss Utah:

We voted and unanimously selected Maria, Miss Kentucky. But we're not sure what we're seeing has any connection to reality. Or whatever passes for reality in a beauty pageant.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Cuál es el Lápiz Labial?

Dude, we're talking about Mexican lip-stick. Come on.

From a cool site, Sr. Mexicant Vintage this one.

Photographer Chris Triance-Martin Has a Book

Photographer Chris Triance-Martin has published a book of figure photography and nudes. They don't all have great brows – in fact one has scrawny penciled-in brows (the horror), but we like his work, so we're plugging the book.

We saw him here last September.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

One of These Girls Is Not Like the Others

Amateur chicks to the rescue!

This photo raises so many more questions than it answers that we're going to just let you consider it without further analysis.

Live Long and...


I hardly know her!

Sasha Grey in the latest X-rated version of the Star Trek franchise. If ever an eyebrow was ready to be...Vulcanized, it's this one:

Friday, April 17, 2009

How to Stop Pirates: Distract Them

We were glad to hear this week that some Navy sharpshooters on the fantail of a US warship took out those foolhardy Somali pirates. But we generally abhor violence, except as a last resort, or as a form of invited recreation.

So we would like to suggest that naval forces consider a different tactic when confronted with unlawful confrontation the high seas:

Giant boobs in a sailor uniform.

Here's a photo of Valerie Leon showing how the plan would essentially work.


Those Naughty Twins Are Back

After we hit the 1,000 post plateau this week, a loyal [perverted] reader remembered our 700th post: a couple of twins whose provenance we cannot apprehend. Said reader inquired as to whether we have "more incest pictures."

Why yes. Yes we do.

Here's one now.

There are more. You will see them some day. If you stay subscribed.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Film Strip: Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Someone emailed and asked for more pictures of Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

We claim that this is 14 pictures of her. But we know that our demanding public will say it's the same basic picture 14 times. Fine. Later we'll post more, different ones.

No, we don't know which film this is from.

This Time It's Not Super-Creamed Lips

It looks more like our brunette model is concerned with something...facial. Last time it was all about the super-creamed lips. Gotta love Cashmere Bouquet ads!

Thanks to Found in Mom's Basement.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Lie Down in Leather

Yimmy claims he's going to start posting links to the sources of his stolen artwork. Let's hope so. That way we'll be able to track down more worthy content for our own modest efforts.

Suicide Girl: Opaque Takes the Pain Away on Tax Day

We're on our way to our 2,000th posting. Let's see.....

Here in the United States, April 15 is notorious as "Tax Day." Our Federal income tax is due to be filed. For some it's a painful deadline.

Let us take the pain away. We'll help you revisit with last August's sizzling find from Suicide Girls, Opaque.

Click each of the these photos and view them full size. Look on the beautiful face and body of Opaque, and forget all about Internal Revenue. You'll thank us. Last summer we said she was shockingly pretty. Now she's just drop dead gorgeous.