Tony Sailed Across the Bar

That's Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon (aka Lola). Not sure how old she was when the above photo was snapped, but times have changed. She is grooming the unibrow and the 'stache – oh, and she is blogging. That's a public thing, so although she's just 13, and we tend to shy away from underage brow, she is a public figure now. And we're not trashing her (her mom...well that's different).

One learned and sage blog we read said that Lourdes has the "required skills" to become an actress: "she plays piano and spends a lot of time enjoying fashion." Sounds right. And no matter what, she can't make a film more horrible or nauseating or embarrassing than her mother's Shanghai Surprise.

Here's a more recent photo, and we pondered this look for a long time. Ultimately, our overriding sentiment is that we're astonished at the sheer extent of those brows...they seem to go for miles.

Rock this: Madonna

Now that the election is winding down, it occurs to us that we can deliver the most painful minute of your day: Madonna in the 1990 Rock the Vote video! Sorry her eyebrows aren't easier to see clearly...

Anyway, see the video below. We dare you to watch the whole thing. Dare you!

Got to admit though, José and Luis were awesome dancers...

Madonna: Nude & Untamed

Here's Madonna, before anyone was Desperately Seeking Susan:


And here's the thing about women with prominent eyebrows...if they have a lot of eyebrow hair...oh nevermind. You know what I'm getting at.

It's a miracle we made it out of the 1970s.

Remember this? You have to click it:


The craziest eyebrow year for Madonna was clearly 1987. OK, crank up the bass, and fire up this tribute by a crazed fan:




Scroll- down movie trivia: The part of Ray in Desperately Seeking Susan was played by John Turturro. Random!