Furtado: Better With Straighter Hair

We caught a moment of Nelly Furtado on TV the other night, and she seems to be sporting some horrific '80s-style perm.

We think she's better off with this more traditional look.

Furtado Looking Very '90s

We don't know what year Nelly Furtado posed for this picture but we hope it was like 1992. She sometimes looks a little bizarre...in this pic, the eyebrows are fine, but the hair's not good, and her jaw is all crooked. But we're not criticizing.

Nelly Scares Us

Yikes! What happened to Ms. Furtado? Sometimes she scares people. Like now:

Furtado is Loose

We've seen Nelly Furtado here, but not the cover of her CD Loose.


Until now.

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Your Arms Too Short...

You aren't old enough to recognize that reference in the title of this posting, are you? In fact, you were still dead when Your Arms Too Short To Box With God premiered on Broadway in 1976.

Doesn't matter. But I thought of it when I read that Nelly Furtado learned to play trombone at age 9. Because trombones are standard size, and to learn to play, your arms need to be a certain length. And if you are 5'1" as an adult, like Nelly Furtado is, then I can pretty much guarantee that when you were a nine year old girl, your arms too short to play the trombone.

With or without God.

Just look at the eyebrows. Sheesh.

Singer Nelly Furtado

Canadia's export Nelly Furtado is the daughter of Portuguese (Azorean, actually) immigrants. That explains the solid Iberian brows.




Scroll down pointless trivia: Furtado's illegit daughter Nevis is technically "half-Portuguese," but I don't know which half.