Old People Can't Tweet: Melissa George Topless

Yeah sure we saw her amazing nekkidness in Dark City (we can't remember anything else about that film). But why not interrupt the week with a somewhat recent news story about Melissa George's eyebrows? With a cameo by her left breast.

Her boyfriend, old rich dude Russell Simmons, tweeted these pics to the world, accidentally. So thoughtful Blubrow fan and starlet namesake Melissa from Ohio sent them along. And we had, indeed, missed them.

Here's a link to our past Melissa George postings. Love her!

Melissa George on Blubrow

Start Off the Year with a Bang. Literally.

Happy 2012 to all eyebrow fans and readers, casual or faithful. We're planning to keep up with our roughly "every Monday" posting plan, since it works for us. (If it doesn't work for you, well...too bad.)

To kick off the new year we're taking a look at Belen Rodriguez. She's a pretty, sexy brunette model and TV type from Argentina, who lives in Italy and who made headlines a while back because of – shocking!!! – a leaked sex tape.

Normally this is pretty boring news to us, but we actually checked this one out, because, as you can see below, her eyebrows are so quality. Bottom line though: don't bother. She's not that famous, and even though she looks great (and we appreciate her technique in some specific aspects) it's blurry, dark and confusing most of the time. Like teenager sex.

Instead, here's a quick Belen gallery. Cha cha cha.

Sporting side boob:


Sporting nipple. Oops! Slip!!


She gives good magazine cover!


More cuteness:


And a (cropped by us) screen cap from the aforementioned video. Note: we lightened & sharpened the image quite a bit, the video itself is darker and blurrier. And more confusing.

Safety First

We're all for safety, and we appreciate that this young woman has sensibly donned a skid lid to protect her head. After all, Safety Pup says "Cover up!"

She might want to cover up her nipples too. Road rash is a nasty, nasty thing.

Memorial Day: Pools and Parties

Here in America's Heartland we take Memorial Day weekend seriously. The Blubrow crew will disperse to various backyard pool parties and other...parties. That said, we offer the following. Click to enlarge this photo and view predictably (for us) exposed nipple (and nicely arched eyebrows):


In this party photo, the entire breast is artificially enlarged, so all components are predictably (for us) visible:


Scroll-down sartorial commentary: We actually looked at the key items in this photo in the following order:

1. Eyebrows.
2. Guy's gaudy silver and gold satin shirt.
3. Exposed tit.

"She Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes"

Depending on how you look at it, this pretty young brunette's exposed nipple is either a "wrong mistake," or a brilliant success.

Or both. We're looking at it from the front, so we say it's a victory.

The Good Brows: Margulies

Faithful reader Jonathan bombards us with photos, and these three were on target.

We walked past a movie poster with Julianna Margulies on it this week, and thought to ourselves, "Oh, snap!"

So here she is 1) flashing some pantyhose, 2) holding hands, and 3) posing for a poster.

Saturday Classy Amateur Hour

We told you they were classy! Must be Saturday.

The Weekend Frighteners

Sorry, but you know how it is. You go out on Friday night and there's nothing but scary on the dance floor. At least if you're going to frighten us, have half-way decent eyebrows, and one exposed nipple.

Thank you. Welcome to Amateur Hour.

Accidentally On Purpose

We're assuming this is one of those faux-voyeur thangs (hey, that's French!) that occur regularly on the Interblah. No matter. It is what it is.

It is the weekend.

It is Amateur Hour.

Nice Smiles, Brows, Nipple

Girls' night out!

Brows' night out!

Left nipple's night out!

Weekend Amateur Errors

Before the weekend gets away from us, here are three "oops" moments from the amateur files. As you peruse, please remember – this is an eyebrow blog. Really, it is. And yet...

First up, if you are light sensitive, look away from the teeth. Cast your eyes instead down to the tan lines. We don't know a lot about women's clothing, but we're pretty sure that blue top is on backwards.


Next, a classic clubbing dilemma: Do I cover up my nipple and risk spilling my drink? Answer: No. No I don't.


Finally, we are guessing that's a mirror. Other than that, we appreciate the lack of tan lines here...

Manage That, Would You?

It's been a while since we said "Oops."

This one, uh, popped out at us so we are sharing. Enjoy.

Ladies, a question for you. Leave a tweeze (comment) with your answer:

Is it really not possible to know/feel/tell whether this is happening to you as you walk around in public? We wonder.

Better Brows, Bolder Boob

Although the window treatment in this apartment isn't as classy as the swag-draped wooden Venetian blinds we saw yesterday, you have to admit the eyebrows are bossier. And there's a nipple on the loose.

Minka Double Oops

Loyal readers: a month ago we promised that we'd throw star-dating Minka Kelly's goods out there. And we hereby deliver.

First, in some kind of GQ video clip, she adjusts herself just enough to pop a nipple out there. Oops.


Then, out on the town, she does a classic limo exit maneuver and shares some leopard print panties. Leopard print panties? Really? Is that "classy"?

Whatever. Next time, back to the brows.

You'll Know Which One We Like

If gentlemen prefer blondes, they're missing out. Because (in this picture at least) the blondes aren't the ones with the great eyebrow arch and the exposed left nipple.

Must be amateur hour! W00t!

Something Sticking Out: Amateur Oops Weekend

Saturday. So here's an Amateur Hour "oops" moment for you...

You're with your BFF...you hit the beach, you're partying...your friend sticks her tongue out. And you – well, you stick your right nipple out.

Way to go.

Nice arch to those brows, btw.

Amateur Hour: Where It's Polite To Point

We don't care what your mother told you. If someone's nipples fall out, it's OK to point it out.

This One Has It All

Saturday morning brings Amateur Hour to the Blubrow faithful. And we would not want you to start your weekend off on the wrong note.

So here you go, a photo that delivers on many levels....

Amateurs...smokes...corn chip nail tips...nipples exposed accidentally on purpose...what may or may not be an exposed "area"... and of course:

Eyebrows.

Welcome to your weekend.

Hayden: Oops Dawg

No, it's not the best eyebrow picture of Hayden Panettiere that you've ever seen.

No, it's not the best "nipple emerging from a bikini top" photo.

But it's an eyebrow we know and like, and we haven't met many nipples we didn't like. And we bet the dog is a lot of fun too.

Trashy Time

We set you up earlier today for this moment...that glamorous lady from the 1940s is about as far from this one as you could possibly be.

Amateur hour:


Scroll-down anthropology lesson: Click this one to view it full size. Not just for the left nipple, but for the camo, and also for the BoSox fan in the denim. That's their uni. Speaking of classy.