Brow Smackdown from Style Bistro

We were cautiously pessimistic about how "fun" it would be to play Style Bistro's guessing game, "Who has the best brows?"

First of all, only we are allowed to answer that question. But we went ahead and played the game anyway...

Who Has the Best Brows?

We got 17 out of 20.

How did YOU do?

Be warned: you'll be confronted with horrific "choices" like this....


Other brows featured belong to:

Doutzen Kroes
Jennifer Connelly
Brooke Shields
Cindy Crawford
Maria Menounos
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Burke
Audrina Partridge
Victoria Justice
Carmen Electra
Diana Agron
Jessica Lowndes
Katie Holmes
Coco Rocha
Jennifer Hudson
Christina Milian
Katy Perry
Serena Williams
Lauren Goodger
Nikki Reed
Vera Farmiga
Leona Lewis
Elizabeth Olsen
Abigail Breslin
Victoria Beckham
Olivia Palermo
The Monster Fergie

and

J Lo

Our pick for the best, based on the photos they used, is actually Jessica Lowndes. We'll feature her some other time.

Katy Perry Scary

Yes the eyebrows interest us, but we can't help thinking that this intricately embroidered dress would look soooo much better on someone with more....proportioned breasts.

Maybe tomorrow we'll post something featuring the person we'd rather see in this dress. Oh well, congrats on the Grammy, Katy Perry.


Scroll down confession: We actually find the John Lennon-looking dude on the right oddly compelling as well.

Perry in Paree

So we saw Katy Perry, her absurd fruit ornamentation, and her righteous rack. And we promised more that photo opp. And so here it be.

In Paris. That's French. Think haute couture again.

And who is that next her at the runway show? A beautiful brow there, too.

Katy Perry in Dior

Katy Perry continues to sport fruit accessories, strong eyebrows, bad lashes, and a crazy rack. All in Dior. More of this photo opp next time we see her.

Katy Perry

Someone told us that Katy Perry (whose real name is Katy Hudson, which she says is "too close to Kate Hudson") sings Christian pop music. Someone else pointed out that her hit song is I Kissed a Girl.

We're not sure we can reconcile these things, but we are sure that we don't care about either of them. We are more interested by the fact that Ms. Perry adorns herself with fruit-related accessories. And that she has these eyebrows: