Then Again, Why Would He?

Here at Blubrow we have a deep, abiding belief that there's no reason for men to get married.

That means you, Derek Jeter.

So Minka Kelly, seen here out on the town, may not be snaring the pinstriper in her nets just yet.

Sources close to a well-connected member of Worldwide Blubrow's Board of Directors know someone who once met a guy who said his UPS delivery guy lived across the street from someone whose kid spent a couple of hours with Minka Kelly's neighbor in detention after school one day in 8th grade, like 10 years ago. And that person says they're not getting married.

Play Ball

It's baseball season, folks. And you know what that means. Yankee fans' thoughts turn to...Minka Kelly.

Tribute to Champions

Congratulations to the the champions of Major League Baseball.

Captain, take your prize. Minka Kelly....


Side boob prize, that is!

Minka Double Oops

Loyal readers: a month ago we promised that we'd throw star-dating Minka Kelly's goods out there. And we hereby deliver.

First, in some kind of GQ video clip, she adjusts herself just enough to pop a nipple out there. Oops.


Then, out on the town, she does a classic limo exit maneuver and shares some leopard print panties. Leopard print panties? Really? Is that "classy"?

Whatever. Next time, back to the brows.

Makes Perfect Sense

Let's say you're the perfect stud. Who's your girlfriend?

The perfect babe. With superb eyebrows.

Not convinced? Here's a thought experiment....take someone like baseball's Derek Jeter. He's the perfect stud. (If you can't understand this, then just stop reading now and scroll down to the pictures, then catch your flight home to Boston).

Jeet's current squeeze? TV actress Minka Kelly. See below.

We'll see her again. And if you're nice we'll throw some panties and a nipple in there. About a month from now.