Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Breaking: Decent Eyebrows at 10 Downing Street
The Conservatives have won the British election, at least enough to have their dude as Prime Minister. And the dude's wife is Samantha Cameron.
We don't know a damned thing about her, except that if she trimmed the bangs we could get a better look at the eyebrows. Anyway, we hear she's pregnant (has two kids already), and we're sure she'll be in the news a lot with all that, so stay tuned.