Saturday, March 31, 2007

Sandy, Brazilian Musician

There is a woman in Brazil named Sandy Lima who is a pop-star of some kind. She appeared for a long time with her brother, Junior in a kind of South American Osmond family situation. Later she was a soap star, had a TV show with her brother (did I mention the Osmonds?) and was in a movie. She's done magazine photo shoots and so on. Anyway, she's moved on and is now 24 and a college student or something.

But we don't care about that. We care about her eyebrows. I've taken the unusual trouble of posting a series of photos that show her (some at low resolution, sorry) at various stages from mid-teens to very recently. Remarkable brows, I hope you will agree.

He Makes Eva Green Look Good

I hate Eva Green. Even though she has a perfect rack. But Aussie artist Daniel Cox seems obsessed with her. That's good, actually, because in a couple of pieces he makes her look better than she does on screen - by over-emphasizing her eyebrows. At least, in this painting he does.


Illustrations by Frank McCarthy

Frank McCarthy did a decent job of capturing 1950s feminine style, but as enjoyable as these images are, you'll forget all about them when I post the next artistic selection in the near future. But for now, enjoy:

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Random model: Sabrina

German photographer Stefan Soell managed to find this beautiful-browed brunette babe and to photograph her for Femjoy, one of those soft-porn sites that pretends to be a "fine art" repository. Whatever. As long as they keep photographing eyebrows like this on faces like this on web sites like that - we'll keep checking back.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Illustration: Peter Gibson

I've discovered that the classic illustrators loved to portray a strong, accented eyebrow. Many more to come, but enjoy this one from Peter Gibson.

Note: I've decided to include illustrations under the same label as fine art. Don't like it? Get your own blog.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Suicide Girl: Hunter

We continue our survey of the Suicide Girls, in search of quality eyebrows. Young Hunter has a very nice pair of brows. We hope she eventually pays as much attention to grooming her other hairstyles as she does to managing her brows.

It's a jungle out there.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Body Painted Chinese Dragon Lady: Yeah!

Qi Pao is Cantonese for "embroidered Chinese silk dress that looks hot." Here is one painted onto a model at Australian Fashion Week. Yeah, body painted. In other words, naked.

We love the dragon. We love the rack. We love the evil Chinese femme fatale nails. And the fabric button fasteners glued to her body.

But ultimately, all we care about is the eyebrows.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Elodie Bouchez: Vive la Tunisie!

Cato the Elder once said, "Delenda est Cartago." This is Latin for "Tunisian chicks have good eyebrows."

If you doubt my translation, do the following two things:
  1. decline the verb deleo, delere (2nd conjugation) with respect to the third person present tense, and

  2. gaze upon actress Elodie Bouchez.
Of course we here at Worldwide Blubrow will be disappointed if you don't turn off your Google Safesearch filters and find some nudie pics of her as well. They're out there.

And while we're on the topic of North Africa, If you have any naked pictures of Dido getting the hammer from Aeneas, send 'em along.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Hotel chain does eyebrows right

Kimpton is a hip, happenin' hotel brand. Whatever! All we know is that their homepage has a hottie with great eyebrows...See cropped screen cap...

Monday, March 19, 2007

Venti With Room for Milk

According to the Topfree Equal Rights Association, a woman named Nicole Coombs got, uh, busted for breastfeeding at a $tarbux[om] in South Beach, Miami:
June 12, 2006: Right across from topfree South Beach in Miami, about 15 women and their children held a nurse-in yesterday outside a closed Starbucks. Starbucks had insisted a woman leave the store last month, apparently because she was breastfeeding in it. The woman, Nicole Coombs, and her son Brahm were among the participants yesterday.
I am certain that some people were hard-pressed to ignore a woman with features as prominent as Nicole's gorgeous....eyebrows.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Whatever happened to....

...Sam Brown?!

Here she is....

Monday, March 12, 2007

A Friend Suggests: Mila Kunis

So check it. A loyal reader of this blog suggests we present the magical brows seen here. They belong to some actress named Mila Kunis. I saw her in Maxim or something a couple of years ago, but to be honest, in that photo spread she was sitting next to another eyebrow hottie, Elisha Cuthbert (who played Kiefer Sutherland's daughter on 24). So I didn't really notice Miss Kunis.

She's worth noticing in these photos though. Don't you think?

As for Miss Cuthbert, she will be appearing soon, in an eyebrow blog near you.

Rania Al-Abdullah, Queen of Jordan

So here's the thing. If you're the king of a country, you can marry anyone you want. And if that's the case, why not pick a hottie with bodacious eyebrows? Huh? HUH? Right. So that's what happened in Jordan. King Abdullah II, a chip off the ol' Hashemite block, selected the lovely Rania Al-Yassin from Kuwait. And we'd say he did alright.

Damn! It's good to be King....

Here's one from the media:

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Al Parker's Illustrated Eyebrows

There's an art blog called lines and colors and it's host to a great set of links related to illustrator Al Parker. One of the links is to a flickr set of Parker's work for Cosmopolitan magazine in the early 1950s. He also did ads for American Airlines (see below) and other print media (above, and at bottom)...

Glad he appreciated the graphic design value of a strong but feminine eyebrow.

Beauty Pageant Brows

Everyone gets excited about beauty pageants. This makes about as much sense as watching to see "what the stars are wearing to the Oscars (tm)." Blech. Forget about watching pageants on TV: the tampon commercials get old fast, and you can't see anything up close.

If you want to get the scoop on the ladies, go online and scam the web sites. This is the only way you will see who has the brows to be Miss Universe or Miss World or whatever.

Here are a couple of contestants from recent years...the Latina eyebrows generally predominate in beauty competitions, but I will showcase a geographical variety of brows here on the blog. Which of these two should wear the crown, judges?:

Miss Puerto Rico? ...

Or Miss Gibraltar?...

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Suicide Girl: Hathor

According to the excellent Godchecker web site, Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of happiness. This makes perfect sense, because there is a Suicide Girl named Hathor and her beautiful face fills us with happiness. But her eyebrows just fill us with lust. Which is the way it should be, right?

Guitar Queen: Kaki King

Do you like music? Acoustic guitar? Natural talent? Great eyebrows? Then be sure to check out Kaki King, because she fits the bill.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Vintage Brows

While we're doing the old school thing, we might as well share this one. The photo's not great quality, but the brows are classic.

Back in the Day: Elizabeth Taylor

No commentary necessary. Eyebrows like these are worth a thousand words.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Suicide Girl: Adelaide

Friends, I have only ever paid for a subscription to one web site, ever: Suicide Girls. Why? Because it's hot, that's why. If you ignore the wacky interface and confusing navigation, if you can handle Flash and like young girls who have no clothes on, this is a great site.

A few of the girls even have great looking eyebrows. Here's one, who hails from Canadia and calls herself Adelaide.

In the future we'll blog more Suicide Girls, but for now do these two things to make your day better:
  1. Enjoy this photo of Adelaide, and
  2. Check out Suicide Girls.
Note that I cropped this picture at the bottom to keep the blog ever so family-friendly...but there's so much more to the Suicide Girls than their eyebrows! And no, I'm not employed by or getting anything from Suicide Girls....

First Niece: Lauren Bush

I read today that President Bush has the same approval rating as Venezuelan microdespot Hugo Chavez - about 25%. This is not a good rating. They should take a cue from 43's niece, vegetarian superhottie Lauren Bush. This is one extraordinary package: fashion model, Princeton student (a senior this year), and all around gorgeous hyperbabe.

Little sister Ashley Bush is a high school senior, so we're looking forward to some eyebrow-intensive college scandal pics in the years to come.

Not sure if Lauren is still dating Ralph Lauren's son, but of course we're dying for them to get married - just for the name. Meanwhile, you can't spell "niece" without N-I-C-E.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Russian Ballerina: Too "fat"?!

A few years ago there was a news story about a Russian ballerina who was fired for being overweight. Anastasia Volochkova. She is 5'6" and weighed 110 pounds! I could lift that without using my hands.

Maybe the reason the male dancers couldn't lift her is that they are bunch of weak cry-babies. And one irony is that the Russian word for "large" is большой - that's Bolshoi, folks - the name of the ballet company that fired her!

Anyway, we don't care about all that. Although the brows in the first picture (below) appear to be more paint than actual eyebrow, we'll give her points for being theatrical - and for being a Russian ballerina. Besides, Anastasia is a such a great name.

The second photo looks a little less painted on. Nice.

The photo gallery on her site is good (it's in Russian), and the four links in the "scroll" section each represents a different gallery. Looks like she's done print ads, magazines and billboards too. Enjoy it.

Tweeze Different: Maria Callas

About three years ago Apple used this image of now-dead diva Maria Callas as part of its adverbially-challenged Think Different campaign.

Why Callas? Who knows? All we care about are those operatic eyebrows!

E lucevan le stelle.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Eyebrows in Advertising

The first few posts on this blog give the impression that only actresses have great looking eyebrows. This is not true. Look around and you'll notice that advertisers sometimes cater to the eyebrow-loving public. Here are two random examples...

Keira Knightley

There is much to admire about Keira Knightley. For now, though, let's keep it simple and stay on task.

Let's focus on that left eyebrow:


Monday, March 5, 2007

The first of many: Audrey Hepburn

It's easy to defend the argument that Audrey Hepburn was the loveliest, most reverence-worthy starlet to grace the silver screen. One thing I dare you to deny: over the years she exhibited the most awe-inspiring natural eyebrow talent ever. This blog will showcase her many more times, I am sure, but what better place to start than here?

Indian Eyebrows: Aishwarya Rai

Bollywood hottie Aishwarya Rai has an unpronounceable and unspellable name. But her eyebrows speak the universal language.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Starting Off Right: Ines Sastre

Since this blog's purpose is to share with the blogosphere all things right about beautiful eyebrows, we must start off correctly. Must!

And so I share a brow that will set the standard for every future post on this site. None other than God's gift to eyebrows:

Ines Sastre.