Since nobody ever told us who or what Zlodziejka is, we are going to use it in a different way every time.
One thing's for sure: each year Zlodziejka returns, as if by clockwork, to its rightful home. And you can see it right here:
Look, not everybody loves holidays. When the 4th was coming we felt just like the model here, photographed by Marc van Dalen. All.....mmm.
Then the holiday glow left us, and we felt like a skinny girl in granny panties, biting our knuckles.
Now we're just drained. Thanks, Marc, for showing the world how America feels today.
In America, where our Worldwide Blubrow Global Headquarters is located, today is Independence Day. This is the day we said "No thank you!" to being ruled by a nation that didn't know how to use words like "banger" and "fag."
Speaking of banger (banger?!).... who would would be a more all-American Girl Next Door than our favored Yvonne Craig? We've seen her in green and in purple and gold. Now she's (apparently) getting super-poked from behind by a dude in white pants:
And we like to think that this is how she looks at our 4th of July BBQ at the beach:
And this is how we'll leave it for now. Happy Birthday, America!
We don't care what your mother told you. If someone's nipples fall out, it's OK to point it out.
We took a tiny break, thank you very much, and now we're back. We'll be posting (we expect) once a day. If that's not enough eyebrowy goodness for you, check out the Women's Eyebrows group on Flickr.
Meanwhile...
This vintage nudist must be paddling her way Back to Eden.
Welcome to July, and welcome Nemesis, a Suicide Girl.
Not the Nemesis we thought we knew.
In case the rock you live under doesn't have TV, you won't have watched Maria Belen Chapur (seen here). She is the forbidden BFF of Governor Mark "I'm a hypocritical assclown" Sanford.
Family values yadda yadda yadda.
Anyway, we'll see her more clearly soon enough, but this enticing glimpse of her Latina brows was too good to pass up...
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