Pixie Lott

We have never heard Victoria Louise "Pixie" Lott sing, and we hope that we never do. But we're OK with the brows.

And anyway, even if she can't sing, she was on the 5:19 Show, and that's something we've never been asked to do.

Announcing the Fapkins Diet

"You're vegan? What do you do for protein?!"

"Well, I eat a lot of tofu, and I like beans, you know, and peanut butter, stuff like that...Oh, and I swallow cum."

Splotchy Amy Adams

Amy Adams has some schmutz, but it's ok.

She Should Know

Sasha Grey speaks out. Good for her. And us.

Side boob, side ass, side brow...

Mass Eyebrow Effect

We're not big into video games (we prefer chess – in fact, one of us is a National Grandmaster Flash). However, we might steal a Wii or whatever from Best Buy to check out Mass Effect 2. Because we're digging this character's eyebrows. We think she's an alien, and we know her name is Miranda.

Much better rendered than that shitty Second Life crap.

Lucky Strike Vintage

From Community Livejournal: those were the days!

Divide This!

Talented photog Aeric Meredith-Goujon offers up this beautiful shot, titled Siberian Divide.

La Physique de Filippa Hamilton

Brit model Filippa Hamilton shows up here in three quite different, but quite enjoyable, eyebrow displays.

Enjoy.

Vintage Centerfold Beauty With a Secret

Um, they broke the mold on this one, folks. January 1958 centerfold Elizabeth Ann Roberts. Here she is as Playboy's Playmate of the Month.

Now, Ms. Roberts was underage when the photos were taken, and word got around...

Ooops.

The story goes that she literally had a note from her mother, giving her permission to pose, but the publications of these photos led to the arrest of both Hef and young Elizabeth Ann's mom. And yet the charges were dropped because the evidence was confusing at best, and nobody could be absolutely sure that Hef knew the model's age.

Hmmm.

Doesn't matter. We love everything about her. Everything.