Human Behaviour: Bjork

Like the song says,

Be ready to get confused...
There's definitely no logic
To human behaviour...


Bjork, photographed by Bernhard Kristin.

Breaking: Miss Universe Eyebrow Review

Miss Universe has been crowned, and she is...


...Jimene Navarrete of Mexico! Congratulations to the former Miss Jalisco and Miss Mexico! And nice eyebrows!


We scanned the other ladies – as you do – and found a few we thought worthy of mention in our own pageant – Miss Eyebrow, 2010. What do you think?

Miss Albania, Angela Martini:


Miss Australia, Jesinta Campbell:


Miss Georgia, Nana Gogichaishvili:


And Miss Lebanon, Rahaf Abdallah:


Scroll-down pageant controversy: No, not the body painting thing. We were scandalized by Jesinta's "national costume" which included high-heel Ugg boots. WTF?!

Yay, It's Our 1,300th Posting

Celebrate!

Engel Schrei via Treiber

It's been waaay too long since we uttered the name of artist's model Engel Schrei in these...pages. So we're uttering it now.

The image below is by Baltimore-based photographer Bryan Treiber, real deal (have you shot for Playboy? No? Didn't think so.).

Dig it.

Paint Your Booty...or Body

This isn't what you probably think of when you hear "body painting" but you know what? It totally works for us. Because they're cute.

Never Mind the Bra: Panty Party

We spend the weekends posting bra parties a lot. This weekend we thought the Amateur Hour dosage should be a little different, so here is a pair of panty party pics.

First, a hands-on treatment:


And then a modest pair...of friends.

Suicide Girl: Shadow

We usually only drop a Suicide Girl on you on the 1st and 15th of each month. But this month, we're feeling so generous...you'll get extras! On the 8th and 22nd.

So enjoy Shadow.



Scroll-down vintage radio joke: What the hell is written on her tittays? The Shadow knows.

Carnaval Is On Its Way

We told you how our mind works. And after thinking about Rio some more, we realized something: Carnaval is exactly four weeks away. We think. On Sunday, February 22 the Sambadrome will be buzzing and the party will be on.

So we thought we'd share some fun images from Carnaval 2008. Yes, there are always the eyebrows...and yet there is also so much more.

This lady didn't let the fact that her costume was falling off deter her from smiling and having fun. True Carnaval spirit!


Of course, the best way to ensure that your bra doesn't detach itself mid-samba is to forego the bra and just go with the body paint:


Even if we can't tell what the hell it's made out of or what it's supposed to look like, at least this bra is in place and intact – nice eyebrows too!:


And finally, there's some point at which even a custom-made Carnaval bra cannot be made to fit adequately. At that point, just dance to the rhythm and enjoy the party:

Body Painting, Yes. Body Art? Well...

We don't know where this young lady was, what she was doing, or why she agreed to get involved in this whole unsavory affair in the first place.

Honestly, as we went around the Board Room table, there was not unanimous assent that her eyebrows are Blu-worthy.

Nonetheless we're going to forge ahead with this one and hope you appreciate it anyway. After all, there is side-boob.

Euro 2008, Part VII

Eyebrow contributions from Germany (body painting!)...


Switzerland...


and Italy:

Body Painted Chinese Dragon Lady: Yeah!

Qi Pao is Cantonese for "embroidered Chinese silk dress that looks hot." Here is one painted onto a model at Australian Fashion Week. Yeah, body painted. In other words, naked.

We love the dragon. We love the rack. We love the evil Chinese femme fatale nails. And the fabric button fasteners glued to her body.

But ultimately, all we care about is the eyebrows.