We Just Realized Something

We've never really taken a proper vacation from this blog. I mean, sure we've slacked off (you read that right) a few times, but every blogging outfit does that. By and large though, we're here for you. All the time.

If we weren't, you'd miss out on stuff like this photo of failed Bond actress Olga Kurylenko topless in Le Serpent.

New Year's Puzzle: Part II

Puzzle piece solution:

That abstract shape goes right under the right arm of failed Bond girl Olga Kurylenko in this photo from a Finnish tabloid!

007: No Good, Just Bad and Ugly

We saw the new James Blonde movie, Squanto of Hollis, or whatever.

It is godawful.

Never mind that during the chase scenes and fight scenes, the camera angles are so tight that you can't tell who's chasing whom, who's winning the fight, or sometimes, even who's involved.

Never mind also that the "evil villain" is a guy you knew in 5th grade who always got picked last for Kickball at recess.

And nevermind that his evil plan doesn't involve world domination, a space shuttle, or even an underground lair with a cleverly concealed escape pod – rather it involves *spoiler alert* cornering 60% of the Bolivian water market (I'm not inventing this, I swear). Not even 100%. Just 60%.

No. All of that pales in comparison to the bad news I have for you now.

Olga Kurylenko is, hands down, the most boring Bond Girl ever.

Ever.

To make up for all the Kurylenko photos we've already posted, we're giving you this one instead. And we're giving you a hot tip: skip the movie!

Kurylenko! Kome Kwikly!

We're still figuring out exactly what a quantum of solace is, but while you wait for the James Blonde movie to arrive, here's another of Bond's Olga Kurylenko:

Hi Def Bond Girl: Drive It!

We mentioned Olga Kurylenko pretty recently. And here she is, as promised, in some screen grabs from the hi-def trailer of Quantum of Solace: The Revenge — In Space.

This time, it's personal.

But really, you'd think this entire movie took place in a car...


...behind the wheel...


...on the road.



But we're happy to say Ms. Kurylenko gets out of the car at one point, and walks toward us in her wife-beatery top. So all that driving was worthwhile after all.

A Quantum of What? Solace? What?

So we hear that the new Bond flick is called Quantum of Solace. We know all the words, but the name doesn't make any sense. But it should be fine. At least we don't have to put up with Eva Green.

We have to put up with Olga Kurylenko, but that shouldn't be too bad. The perm is gone.



We'll check the hi-def trailer soon, to make sure the eyebrows are intact.

Kurly-Haired Kurylenko

Some '80s-lookin' Kurylenko for you...

Kurylenko, Kontinued

Uke Bond girl Olga Kurylenko continues to intrigue:

Kurylenko Gains Traction

Seems like it was a long time ago, but it was only about a month back that I mentioned Ukrainian Olga Kurylenko – a newly-minted Bond girl for film #22: Quantum of Solace.

Word is she's featured in the April issue of Vanity Fair. Meanwhile, here are three different looks for her brows from the past:

Ukraine's Bond Girl: Olga Kurylenko

All in good time, we're going to take a much more in-depth look at future Bond girl Olga Kurylenko.

For now though, let's just ponder this impressionistic fashion-shoot close up of her eyebrows: