Anne Hathaway - The New One, Not the Old One

I have some doubt as to whether more than one person reading this blog knows that Anne Hathaway was Shakespeare's wife. Hell, you may not even be sure who Shakespeare was. But it doesn't matter, because there's a new Hathaway in town. Actress Anne Hathaway.

Yeah, that's right: the chick from The Princess Diaries.


Hollywood realized that we didn't need another Princess sequel. No; what we needed was a movie about Jane Austen. Thank god, we got one, just in time...Becoming Jane:


But that ain't right, even if the eyebrows are. I'm sorry, but there are things in life that must be set free. That's right, Anne. Set them free...