Porn Stars Have Crappy Eyebrows

Did you ever see a female porn star? Maybe not in the street, but maybe on a DVD? Or a web site? You know you have! (If so, you may be able to help us....see our plea for help at the end of this posting!).

Seeing porn stars raises a lot of questions. Some of the important ones (such as "does that hurt good, or hurt bad?") are beyond the scope of this blog. Others, though, are within our purview. For example, what passes for "classy"?

Apparently, French manicures (you know, the square nails with the really white tips). That's because France is classy.

Also, completely decimated eyebrows, plucked to within a hair of obsolescence. So we thought it would be a good idea to collect a picture of every porn star we could find who had honest-to-goodness real eyebrows, the kind you can bring home to mom. Or something.

There aren't that many. We don't know who all the porn stars are anymore, but take a look at Jade Hsu:


And Lanny Barbie:


Or Olivia O'Lovely. (I know, I know):


OK folks, if that's all they've got...too bad, huh? At least there's always Sasha Grey:


Scroll-down plea for help: I am asking loyal readers to get their minds out of the gutter when watching porn, and instead send me examples of porn stars you think deserve to be included in Blu's Eyebrow Blog. We'll set aside time here at Worldwide Blubrow's underground lair to do some...research. And we'll report back. If you know someone who is representing with her ankles behind her ears, e-mail us at jjblu2000 AT gmail DOT com.