"I Hate Paris in the Springtime" says Miranda Kerr

When not cat-fighting with Paris Hilton, Oz's Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr practices Buddhism, yoga, meditation and related...stuff. (We like thinking of Hilton as an "heirhead" and also the turn of phrase Miranda provided, about "standing by her rack.")

How this ascetic Nichiren lifestyle squares with being a lingerie model (with "smoldering eyes" as reported in the fashion spread shown in this photo), we do not know.


Nor do we care:


One thing we do wish, though, is that Miranda's blogging project via Australian retailer Portman's be revitalized. She was off to such a promising start. We even got to see her with Frankie at Shutters: