Lasik Fixes Your Eyebrows Too

At least, according to the excellent grooming on this model's brows.

But we can't help thinking that she's feeling her eyes because she's blind, which seems to us to be the likely outcome when you let someone burn holes in your eyes with a laser beam.

But then again, we fly a lot, and are completely convinced every time the plane starts to leave the runway that we are going to die in the next 45 seconds. But so far, that hasn't happened.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.