Sunday, November 9, 2008

Two First Names: Melissa George

Our religion teaches that "thou shalt not trust someone with two first names." Ron Paul. Patrick Henry. Gwen Stacy.

But what if the person has a woman's first name and a man's first name? We're talking about Aussie actress Melissa George, of course.

Our religion also teaches, "thou shalt revere a woman with perfect eyebrows." That Commandment trumps them all. So we're suckers – guilty as charged.

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Scroll-down faux sports trivia: Melissa was an international roller skating champion! What the hell?

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