Except Bree and My Monkey

OK, not "my" monkey. Her monkey. Here's another faux Bree, to go along with the one on The Onion News Network: Jessica Rose, aka Lonelygirl15. We were reminded about her because when the name "Bree" showed up in our last posting, we thought about Jessica's eyebrows, and then we realized she's in an upcoming TV flick called Ghost Town. So, 2006?:


Meet 2009: