Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Film at Eleven: Melissa Theuriau

You don't like French people? You eat Freedom Fries? Well good for you, assclown.

I like the French. You know why? Because their news anchors are fine! Check out Mélissa Theuriau (can't pronounce it? Tant pis pour toi!).

She's on a station called LCI (which is sort of like CNN would be if they actually broadcast any news. Instead we have Anderson "Bottom" Cooper.) Mélissa's left eyebrow is somehow less staunch than her right, but the ensemble (that's a French word! Run away!) is worthy of attention, n'est-ce pas?

Anyway, keep watching Katie Couric, you flyover-state living Wal-Mart shopping mouth-breathing bottom-feeding 2nd Amendment misunderstanding war supporting Skittles scarfing Rush Limbaugh listening Face on Mars believing Black Helicopter fearing morons! I'll be speaking French.

Oh what the hell. Click for the full size version:

And a link for those interested in more than her eyebrows.

Updated November 2007: Someone else is on the same page as we are.

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