First Niece: Lauren Bush

I read today that President Bush has the same approval rating as Venezuelan microdespot Hugo Chavez - about 25%. This is not a good rating. They should take a cue from 43's niece, vegetarian superhottie Lauren Bush. This is one extraordinary package: fashion model, Princeton student (a senior this year), and all around gorgeous hyperbabe.

Little sister Ashley Bush is a high school senior, so we're looking forward to some eyebrow-intensive college scandal pics in the years to come.

Not sure if Lauren is still dating Ralph Lauren's son, but of course we're dying for them to get married - just for the name. Meanwhile, you can't spell "niece" without N-I-C-E.