Brow Smackdown from Style Bistro

We were cautiously pessimistic about how "fun" it would be to play Style Bistro's guessing game, "Who has the best brows?"

First of all, only we are allowed to answer that question. But we went ahead and played the game anyway...

Who Has the Best Brows?

We got 17 out of 20.

How did YOU do?

Be warned: you'll be confronted with horrific "choices" like this....


Other brows featured belong to:

Doutzen Kroes
Jennifer Connelly
Brooke Shields
Cindy Crawford
Maria Menounos
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Burke
Audrina Partridge
Victoria Justice
Carmen Electra
Diana Agron
Jessica Lowndes
Katie Holmes
Coco Rocha
Jennifer Hudson
Christina Milian
Katy Perry
Serena Williams
Lauren Goodger
Nikki Reed
Vera Farmiga
Leona Lewis
Elizabeth Olsen
Abigail Breslin
Victoria Beckham
Olivia Palermo
The Monster Fergie

and

J Lo

Our pick for the best, based on the photos they used, is actually Jessica Lowndes. We'll feature her some other time.

Doutzen Disrobes by Photographer Sebastian Faena

The subject line says it all, as Dutch model Doutzen Kroes brings her brows along for a fantastic ride.

Click these images.

Counting Kroes

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes graces Brazilian Elle with her eyebrows.

These international magazine subscriptions are costing us a fortune.

Overheard In New York, Again

Were you here in December when we overheard that little boy yelling at his mommy to get her eyebrows waxed?

Well, we now move from the 4 train to the L train:

Queer: You've got pretty natural eyebrows, sweetheart.

Asian girl: Thanks, but yours look sooo fake.

-L train

Courtesy of Overheard in New York.

Scroll-down consolation: OK, OK, here's a photo of Dutch model Doutzen Kroes. Why are you guys all so visually stimulated?: