Brow Smackdown from Style Bistro

We were cautiously pessimistic about how "fun" it would be to play Style Bistro's guessing game, "Who has the best brows?"

First of all, only we are allowed to answer that question. But we went ahead and played the game anyway...

Who Has the Best Brows?

We got 17 out of 20.

How did YOU do?

Be warned: you'll be confronted with horrific "choices" like this....


Other brows featured belong to:

Doutzen Kroes
Jennifer Connelly
Brooke Shields
Cindy Crawford
Maria Menounos
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Burke
Audrina Partridge
Victoria Justice
Carmen Electra
Diana Agron
Jessica Lowndes
Katie Holmes
Coco Rocha
Jennifer Hudson
Christina Milian
Katy Perry
Serena Williams
Lauren Goodger
Nikki Reed
Vera Farmiga
Leona Lewis
Elizabeth Olsen
Abigail Breslin
Victoria Beckham
Olivia Palermo
The Monster Fergie

and

J Lo

Our pick for the best, based on the photos they used, is actually Jessica Lowndes. We'll feature her some other time.

I Wasn't Going To Do It, But Here's Miley Cyrus

I don't care about Miley Cyrus (or Billy Ray Cyrus, Hanna Montana, Joe Montana, Bananas Gorilla, or any of that crap).

Therefore, I've never really looked at her. But I saw a posting somewhere about her "scandalous" MySpace photos, and noticed a few things. First, I noticed that her eyebrows were within the bloggable range:


Second, I noted that people were "outraged" that this supposedly wholesome 15 year old Disney star was photographed in "sexy poses." Parents are forbidding their little girls to go see her in concert, even as you read this.

But here's the thing. I think parents should be way more concerned about what Miley is wearing when she's representing Disney (or Nickelodeon or whomever) than when she's trying to act grown up on MySpace. I offer one piece of evidence, then I rest my case:


Scroll-down stuff which is what you probably really wanted to see: