Breaking: Argentine Eyebrow Affair

In case the rock you live under doesn't have TV, you won't have watched Maria Belen Chapur (seen here). She is the forbidden BFF of Governor Mark "I'm a hypocritical assclown" Sanford.

Family values yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, we'll see her more clearly soon enough, but this enticing glimpse of her Latina brows was too good to pass up...

Bonus: Suicide Girl Ciria Gets Serious

Here's our second extra Suicide Girl set for June: Ciria returns.

MPL Studios' Sasha

Sasha doesn't....do much. She just looks pretty and smiles for the camera. But that's sort of what MPL Studios is all about. And for many, that serves its purpose.

Eye candy.

Time Traveler's Milf

Rachel McAdams is ready for her giant movie poster close-up. The brows pass actress muster, but just barely.

We figure this is another version of the most boring movie ever, that astronaut wife movie with Johnny Depp. One reviewer said The Time Traveler's Wife has "a lot of kissing."

Sounds bad.

From the Trevi Fountain to Mom's Basement: Anita Ekberg

Even when she has some odd artichoke or something tattooed on her face, vintage Anita Ekberg looks so glamorous.


She even looks vampy-fine in this Lustre-Creme ad that was Found in Mom's Basement:


But we always come back to the Trevi Fountain...


Here are the other Lustre-Cremers we've seen...

Kaz Goes Krazy - Hey Wait. Is That....

Is that New York Yankees color commentator Suzyn Waldman in this photo by Robert Kazandjian? What the hell is happening around here?


We need to get on with our lives, so here are some regular every day photographer's models:



Whoever all these people are, the photos are for the eyebrows.

The Brows from Brazil

The latest beautiful installment from south of the equator.

Freakstyle delivers.

Suicide Girl Opaque On Ice

The brows aren't as strong as they were last August or April, but Suicide Girl Opaque is as sexy as ever. Even with ice cubes in her bath.

Cote De Pablo Ends the Weekend

We have a confession to make. We write these posts in advance and then schedule them. So think of how annoyed we were tonight to discover that super-fine Cote de Pablo was featured on the other eyebrow blog, BNE!

See, we had already queued a Cote posting to go up a few days hence.

But it's all good. Cote has enough brow to cover both our blogs and then some.

Meanwhile...We'd only showcased her once so far...we need to do better.

Photographer: AdrianKw Returns

We mentioned that we'd see the Polish photog's work again. So here it is:

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Kardashian's Bob and Brow

There's a lot to not like about Kim Kardashian (mostly, the fact that anyone even knows who she is).

But we have to admit. We like the do.

And the brow.

We'd do the brow.

Or something.


Scroll-down guilty pleasure: We found this pic on a site we cannot stop reloading: Twitcaps.

Never Mind the Bra: Panty Party

We spend the weekends posting bra parties a lot. This weekend we thought the Amateur Hour dosage should be a little different, so here is a pair of panty party pics.

First, a hands-on treatment:


And then a modest pair...of friends.

Bulgarian Installment

Bulgaria means model-photo Tanya Gramatikova.

Angular Momentum

That's what we would name this photograph is someone hired us to be Vintage Nude Glamour Photo Namers. That job exists, right?

We need to stop looking at this photograph now, because its crazy geometry is inducing a kind of temporary madness in us.

Pssst. Over Here. In the Bushes!

One of the ladies from I Shot Myself shot herself in the tall grass. We didn't expect that.

Model: Mariacarla Boscono

Mariacarla Boscono has a very international pedigree, even for a jet-setting model...parents lived in Thailand, moved to Italy, then to Rhode Island and Key West before stopping in Italy on the way to relocating in East Africa.

She ended up on the cover of Korean W Magazine.

With brows like this, we're sure she'll return.

Valletta One More Time

OK....the Amber Valletta wig thing is really working for us now. From the film Gamer...

Kazphoto Again

Last week or so we saw Robert Kazandjian's work. We couldn't wait to show you more.

Doutzen Disrobes by Photographer Sebastian Faena

The subject line says it all, as Dutch model Doutzen Kroes brings her brows along for a fantastic ride.

Click these images.

Makeup Artist Jennifer West

We're very generous with our praise for photographers, and even models (of course). But when you stop to think about it, you realize that a lot of the credit for the awesomeness of the best eyebrows is owed to the makeup artists who tease the mostest out of the ladies' brows.

Some of the photographers are quick to credit the makeup assistants (and wardrobe helpers). And one of the names we've noticed in conjunction with the great brows is Jennifer West. Here's some of her work (but now we don't know the photographer's or models' names):

Bonus: Suicide Girl Silvia's Cupcakes

Surprise! Our extra Suicide Girls were a hit in May, so this month (again) we'll have them on the 8th and 22nd as well as the 1st and 15th. Yay.

Ten photos is a lot, but Suicide Girl Silvia caught our attention in the kitchen.

She's murder with a cherry. And stuff.

Boob Tube

This screenshot of a Latina news anchor finally reveals why it's called the boob tube.

Cha cha cha!

Surrogate Trailer Offers Bona Fide Brows

We like Bruce Willis and so we checked out the trailer for Surrogates. And we saw this hottie with her brunette brows and whatnot:


But then who should appear but Rosamund Pike! We are so crushing on her! Still!


Even the prosthetic faux-bot faces (we made that up just now) have good brows. Check out the face to the right...


The credits mention Radha Mitchell too, but we didn't see her brows very prominently displayed, so she's not featured here today. Too bad for her. But we like Rosamund better anyway.