Monday, April 20, 2009

Miss USA Photoshop Disasters

We were excited to hear that the Miss USA Pageant was going on this week. We identified three eyebrow candidates from among the 10 finalists, grabbed bikini pictures from the official web site, and then moved in for the headshots. But we were horrified by what we found.

Every one of the close-up headshots has some wacky Photoshop-induced eyebrow madness in it! They reduced the eyebrow noise and blurred them into nonsense shapes and it's a horror.


Alicia-Monique Blanco, Miss Arizona:

Maria Elizabeth Montgomery, Miss Kentucky:

Laura Kirilova Chukanov, Miss Utah:

We voted and unanimously selected Maria, Miss Kentucky. But we're not sure what we're seeing has any connection to reality. Or whatever passes for reality in a beauty pageant.

1 comment:

bohemian_soul said...

None of the Miss USA contestants had good eyebrows.. the funny thing is, everyone's eyebrows looked the same.. when are we going to see some sport something like Lily Collins, or Cote de Pablo!!