Picture = 1,000 Words, and the Words are "Sex, Sex, Sex....."

Here's Valerie Leon, whom we've seen before.

Maybe we're just horny (I know, sounds far-fetched), but....this is the sexiest expression we've seen on a brunette in a long time.

Or maybe it's just the eyebrows.


Scroll down bonus: Why paste a ton of photos when we can force you to watch this YouTube montage? (That's French!)

Valerie Leon in Sequins or Chain Mail or Something

That last photo from yesterday reminded us of Valerie Leon (yes, it was the boobs that did it). We thought we could use something a little more...dressy after all that underwear, so here's the actress from a long-ago publicity still.

How to Stop Pirates: Distract Them

We were glad to hear this week that some Navy sharpshooters on the fantail of a US warship took out those foolhardy Somali pirates. But we generally abhor violence, except as a last resort, or as a form of invited recreation.

So we would like to suggest that naval forces consider a different tactic when confronted with unlawful confrontation the high seas:

Giant boobs in a sailor uniform.

Here's a photo of Valerie Leon showing how the plan would essentially work.


Questions?

Carry On, Valerie Leon

You all probably are too young to appreciate the quintessential 1970s-ness of British actress Valerie Leon. She was known for being in the Carry On series, but we liked her as an "unofficial Bond girl," playing the occasional random buxom receptionist, as well as being the woman who was driven crazy by Hai Karate aftershave. Video after the jump.


Scroll-down awesome '70s TV ad: Here's Valerie in the nurse's outfit...we remember...