De Rossi Struts Her Stuff

We don't know why we have these pictures of Portia de Rossi lying around, but the intern found them in that one file cabinet we never use anymore, so we thought we'd get them out there.

Enjoy.

Portia in the Afternoon

It's Friday, so we're just throwing some Portia de Rossi out there.

Namsayin'?

De Rossi Dezzutch

Anytime we hear the prefix "De–" it makes us think of this:

Hizzay gizzirlz youzzat hizzat mizzer izzat wizzay shizzow?

If you don't know what that is, then just consider yourself very lucky and never mind. Let's move on to Portia de Rossi, Ellen's bitch wife:

Portia de Rossi (Mrs. DeGeneres?)

You know her as Tess, Christian Slater's bitch the scene-stealing star of Who Is Cletis Tout? But we know her as Ellen's bitch fiancée.

No matter, she has some crazy-ass Aussie eyebrows. She's Portia de Rossi.

Oh yeah. And her real name is Amanda Rogers.


Scroll-down pitch: Cletis Tout is like The Whole Nine Yards meets Shawshank. Go with us on this one....