Tamara Ecclestone: The Paris Hilton of F1

Who?

Americans don't realize it, but the richest sport in the world is Formula I motor racing. And while redneck US fans of NASCAR and even open-wheel Indy Car racing turn their noses up at F1 the way they do at French cheese and man-purses, the fact is that the hyper-powered machines on the F1 circuit could kick an Indy Car's ass for a dime, and give you five cents change.

The Czar of Formula I is Bernie Ecclestone, a sort of half-Warhol/half-Elton Johnesque figure worth many billions of dollars. His daughter, Tamara Ecclestone, has decided that being an heiress is great fun, and gives her an excuse for being famous for being famous (but not having ever done anything). Like Paris Hilton.

At least she's got good eyebrows:



Scroll-down gratuitous fatuousness: Here's a video of Tamara doing what she does best. That is, writhing around in lingerie and high-heels. Why? Because she has nothing else to do.

Loren Looks Lovely

As seen before, Sophia Loren. She really knows how to bring it!

Morgane Dubled: Rajeunie?

Here's an editorial featuring French supermodel Morgane Dubled.

The funny thing is that the headline on the article promises the secret of recapturing your lost youth. It must be tough when you're in your early 20s and need to recapture that youthful look from a year or two before.

How do you say "Puhleeze" in French?

Femjoy's Alison Has a Velo

A velo is a bicycle, dummy.

She also has nice eyebrows, and...well here she is.


If you make it this far down the page, you deserve to see the rest of the set. Here it is.

South African Photographer Warwick Saint

Besides having an awesome name (he sounds like Simon Templar's alter ego), South African-born photographer Warwick Saint has an awesome eye, and in these samples shows us some awesome eyebrows.





Thanks, Warwick. Don't stop now!

Gentlemen Prefer Brows

Some vintage starlet eyebrows to start the weekend.

Marilyn Monroe. We saw her before, but not like this:

The Eyebrows of Star Trek - Part II

The original posting is getting a good amount of traffic, most of it from Google search of course, so I'll continue on with the Star Trek original series eyebrows:



Watch out for the curve ball!:

Ladies, Start Your Eyebrows

Formula I racing season starts this weekend Down Under. Last year McLaren snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Can they avoid that this time? I'm hoping so.

I'm also hoping there will be a chance to catch a glimpse of some decent eyebrows on the grid or in pit lane. To get us in the mood, here are a few eyebrows seen trackside in years past:

Overheard In New York, Again

Were you here in December when we overheard that little boy yelling at his mommy to get her eyebrows waxed?

Well, we now move from the 4 train to the L train:

Queer: You've got pretty natural eyebrows, sweetheart.

Asian girl: Thanks, but yours look sooo fake.

-L train

Courtesy of Overheard in New York.

Scroll-down consolation: OK, OK, here's a photo of Dutch model Doutzen Kroes. Why are you guys all so visually stimulated?: