Rebecca Gayheart - A Closer Look

We mentioned Rebecca Gayheart in passing while admiring Rose Byrne. Gayheart, now in her late 30, is an American actress who pops up now and then. We liked her in the mid-'90s when she was in the sci-fi series Earth 2, which nobody remembers (the aliens gave us nightmares).

But that show was also fun because the other female leads (Debrah Farentino and Jessica Steen) had great eyebrows too. We'll get back to that. But for now, here's Rebecca, including some paparazzi topless shots.

This is a giant image (3000px from top to bottom, so fire it up, if you like a lot of Noxzema):


And as promised. Dang!




Scroll-down thing you were wondering whether we would mention: Yeah, Gayheart was yakking on her cell phone while cruising in her SUV a few years back and she didn't notice that the cars in front of her had stopped, and she swerved around them, but they were stopped for a reason which is that a 9 year old was crossing the street and she ran him over and he died. There, we mentioned it.

Rose Byrne and Another "Burn" Pun

We love posting about actress Rose Byrne, because 1) she's great looking (we've never seen her actually act in anything, but we are sure she's just fine), and 2) we can make burn/byrne puns. She also kind of reminds us of Rebecca Gayheart, but way less scary.

Back in March, we also promised hi-def snaps from the trailer of her new flick, Knowing. We don't forget. We're that good.

Here you go:



Scroll-down "burn" pun: If you were hoping for high-budget special effects, give it up right now. This cap from the trailer shows that the "effects" consist of a matte painting done with a 10 year-old's Majikal Paint by the Numbers! kit. Click this image to see just how bad it really is. OK, here goes:

The city byrnes!!!