Jaime Hammer?

We hardly know her!

What? We've never used that joke before. Much.

Here's Jaime Hammer. This young lady is a Playboy and Penthouse type model.

From an eyebrovial point of view (we just made up that word this second) she's great. The rest of her is not so much our type: 5 feet tall 96 pounds, which is fine, but the 32DD bra size is a bizarre addition to those stats. As a random aside, the generous reader who sent us to her provided these stats and told us "she's my friend on MySpace!" Way to go dude. Way to go.