A Look Back at Loren

That whole amateur thing made us feel dirty. Oops indeed.

We need to class up. So here's Sophia Loren.

Yeah, Pittsburgh, With a T

It's the weekend, so why not show the college girls, out on the town, at Hemingway's. That's right, it's the kind of place where the Panther elite go for the pride of being served Miller Lite in bottles. It's classy like that.

That's why the hot chicks will take that one girl that they bring everywhere – you know the one – that's right, the fat chick – the one who wears a sweatshirt when the other girls are wearing cute little white tops – with them, and will smile for a photo op.

And the girl in the sweatshirt won't have the slightest idea why nobody's looking at her. It's not because she's a little overweight. It's not because she has weird eyebrows. It's not even the "pitt" stains on her sweatshirt. No.

It's because her hot friend's right nipple is falling out.

Rats. Foiled again.

Still Not Sure About Zlodziejka

We never did get answers to our questions about who or what the Z-word is all about.
But it doesn't matter. As long as we can enjoy how they look and not be judged on what it all means. Or how the hell it's pronounced.


Scroll-down admission of blogger guilt: Here at Blubrow HQ we're perfectionists. That's why we were chagrined to discover that this tag: Zlodiejka, alone among the 3,954 tags we use, is capitalized. Later we met in executive session behind closed doors at the Venusfalle Night Club in Vienna and determined the explanation we would give the media when they started demanding answers. "It represents our admiration for Poland's successful embrace of capitalism."

Vintage Pinup: June Palmer

One of George Harrison Marks's most popular models was June Palmer. Here's the naughty bit.

Scroll down for the obvious bit.


Scroll-down obvious bit: Palmer?! I hardly know her!

Lena Headey in the Headlights

We love Lena Headey, but we're not sure this blue number is her strong suit. We like the sweaty Sarah Connor in a black ribbed wife beater.

Eyebrow News: Huffington Post Weighs In, Offers Poll

It's not everyday that a mainstream source covers the eyebrow world, but today Huffington Post's Verena von Pfetten (isn't that the name of a character from a Stefan Zweig novel?) covers the bushy eyebrow's comeback. But to be clear, she's not talking about untamed madness, she's talking about Hollywood control. Which is good.

Here are a few of the pics from the slideshow...faves of ours, as you all know. We're just sad we weren't consulted as media experts on this topic. Media bias I guess.

Anne Hathaway:


Camilla Belle:


Hilary Rhoda:


Jordana Brewster:


Keira Knightley:


And an all-time favorite, who is launching a clothing line or something, Lauren Bush:


Make sure you take the poll at the HuffPo site...and leave a comment about how great Blu's Eyebrow Blog is.

Rebel Without Her Clothes: Sasha Grey

You know what's classy?

Art.

No, wait. Porn.

Wait. Porn and art. They're both classy. This proves it.

Excellent painter and all around cool art dude James Jean has worked with non-traditional artist's model Sasha Grey to produce some great imagery. One sample is below, but there are more on his web site.


Scroll-down plea: Please tell us you got the reason we picked that particularly referential subject line? Please?

She's Huge in Japan

Hot damn, it's Alyssa Miller in Japanese Vogue.

Domo arigato.

Suicide Girl: Aisline

As we know, spelling doesn't count for much when you're endowed like a Suicide Girl. Aisline, for example.




We're no fools.