Alba Curviness Scandal: That's not Airbrush, That's Photoshop!

The other day we spotlighted Jessica Alba's Campari calendar, shot by Mario Testino.

Now the Daily Mail has published "leaked" photos clearly showing that that the skinny lady (who recently had a baby) isn't as skinny as she looks in the photos. Humorously, they refer to the pictures as being "airbrushed."

This reminds us of the Penelope Cruz Lashgate scandal, which we reported on a while back.

As for the photos themselves, we did some more investigating.

This one looks good...although we remember our conga drums being a little "curvier." Hmm.


This one seems ok...although our plantation shutters aren't that thin...hmmm:



OK, this is the one where they got their undies in a bundle... Before (left) and after (right):


Scroll-down politically incorrect commentary: Why is it perfectly OK to make someone's eyebrows (and lips, lashes, skin, etc.) look much better than they really are by using artificial means (make up), but not OK to do the same thing to any other part of her body using artificial means (Photoshop)?

The thing we find incredible is that her chest was barely enhanced at all. It really looks like that. Crazy.

Jessica Alba and Club Campari

Photographer Mario Testino captured Jessica Alba for the Club Campari "Watch me get drunk while surrounded by Brazilian model dudes in Malibu" 2009 calendar.


Side boob!


Props to the eagle-eyed reader who tipped us off to this one. Jessica is not on our list of "always good with the brows" celebs.

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Yahoo!'s Sexy Eyebrow Celebs Galore

We are so totally, digitally close to the interblags that we noticed something on our Yahoo! home page. It was a little box that had links to the most "popular mobile searches: Celebrities."

And we noticed that most of the celebrities (all of whom are women) were people you've seen on this very blog. So let's check them out:

Kim Kardashian:


Hayden Panettiere:


Mila Kunis:


Keira Knightley:


And here's one whom we haven't featured, but who (in this photo anyway) just made the cut...

Jessica Alba:


Alas, not all the popular mobilely searched celebs made the cut. We're going to have to leave you without a photo of Jessica Simpson's eyebrows. They just aren't up to par.

Hope you liked the others! Click 'em all.